Train Wrecks
Heidi and Spencer: The Ills

Posted Aug 16th 2007 1:00PM by TMZ Staff

Just in case you thought that sub-reality "Hills" F-listers Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were going to torture us with just the ebb and flow of their outrageously uninteresting lives, think again.

Heidi Montag: Click to hear!

On this morning's On Air with Ryan Seacrest on KIIS-FM, Heidi demonstrated slightly less vocal range and talent than Bai Ling as she unveiled her new single "Body Language." Then, as though that weren't enough, Spencer -- whose whiteness makes Vanilla Ice look like Jesse Jackson -- flexed his hip-hop talent by rapping.


According to Heidi, "Body" is dance/urban-inspired (she's down like that yo) and she hopes it's played in clubs -- except people won't dance, they'll run for the door! Heidi better hope that the stars are deaf when it comes to this single.




Filed under: Train Wrecks, Music, Wacky & Weird, The Hills, Heidi & Spencer, Ryan Seacrest


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1. Why do you guys keep reporting on this horrible couple, you're just giving them what they want. hi andre look at me i love you xx

Posted at 1:04PM on Aug 16th 2007 by dd

2. I wonder if this hobag even knows Alison Moyet or Vince Clarke, who must be hurting to want to license the rights to the sample.

Posted at 1:04PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Marjorie

3. It sounded fine to me.

Posted at 1:06PM on Aug 16th 2007 by @)-)----

4. 2 words: Horr- ible

...computers can do wonders these days

Posted at 1:07PM on Aug 16th 2007 by JJ

5. I actually LOVED the song! I thought it was great. As much as Heidi makes herself seem mean on The Hills I couldn't deny the great melody to this song. Reminds me of Kylie Minogue. And surprisingly, Spencer wasn't that bad!

Posted at 1:09PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Maria

6. Ewwww. At least the back up singers were covering up most of her voice.

Posted at 1:11PM on Aug 16th 2007 by b

7. Yeah, I really wanted it to suck because he's such a tool, but it wasn't nearly as laughable as I'd hoped. If I didn't know it was them, I might've even enjoyed it...

Posted at 1:12PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Harumph

8. Two words............Studio Magic

Let's hear the live version.

Posted at 1:13PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Chrissi

9. Yuk! Rap music. Retards attempting poetry.

Posted at 1:13PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Jiggy

10. Call me demented but I love it. Can't stand them but this song is actually good and would play well in clubs.

Posted at 1:13PM on Aug 16th 2007 by me

11. NO COMMENT!! NO COMMENT!! NO COMMENT!!!!!

Posted at 1:15PM on Aug 16th 2007 by so not so!!!

12. Actually, that wasn't that bad...I kinda wonder how much of it was "enhanced" though...anyway, I don't think Heidi is as bad as she is portrayed on the Hills...I think if Heidi goes off the show boring Lauren would be off the air pretty fast. It's not possible that someone loses THAT many friends and actually believes that she had NOTHING to do with it...c'mon now.

Posted at 1:15PM on Aug 16th 2007 by DXReyna

13. I agree it wasn't HORRENDOUS, minus rapping Spencer. Her vocals were completely computerized so that isn't saying much either. It's clear they aren't going anywhere. Longest 15 minutes EVER!

Posted at 1:16PM on Aug 16th 2007 by princessg

14. Dude, this was gross. The lyrics were so bad, and they were sung like and by a breathy little mouse. And Spencer...PLEASE. I really wish Rob VanWinkle would make a comback so we dont have to hear anymore of Spencer's attempts at "rapping." Actually, I think someone needs to take his tongue and stick it in an electrical socket. He deserves it after what he did to our ears.

Posted at 1:17PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Sickened

15. Doesn't sound like her...I'd love to see her sing it with no backup track at all...completely acapella and watch her BOMB . Just goes to show that ANYONE can sound halfway decent when there's enough synthesizing and editing in the studio. Spencer stop trying to act like your black when you rap...you suck either way...GAG me...the only way anyone will listen to this is if they DONT know it's her and think its some retro 80s song...i mean the only reason it's even semi so so is because it's a great sample of a song that was kick ass...

try actually writing your OWN music Heidi without sampling...haha i think you'd make KFED look talented!!

Posted at 1:17PM on Aug 16th 2007 by meanjean

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