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Heidi and Spencer: The Ills

Just in case you thought that sub-reality "Hills" F-listers Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were going to torture us with just the ebb and flow of their outrageously uninteresting lives, think again.

Heidi Montag: Click to hear!

On this morning's On Air with Ryan Seacrest on KIIS-FM, Heidi demonstrated slightly less vocal range and talent than Bai Ling as she unveiled her new single "Body Language." Then, as though that weren't enough, Spencer -- whose whiteness makes Vanilla Ice look like Jesse Jackson -- flexed his hip-hop talent by rapping.


According to Heidi, "Body" is dance/urban-inspired (she's down like that yo) and she hopes it's played in clubs -- except people won't dance, they'll run for the door! Heidi better hope that the stars are deaf when it comes to this single.




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16. I agree it wasn't HORRENDOUS, minus rapping Spencer. Her vocals were completely computerized so that isn't saying much either. It's clear they aren't going anywhere. Longest 15 minutes EVER!

Posted at 1:16PM on Aug 16th 2007 by princessg

17. Dude, this was gross. The lyrics were so bad, and they were sung like and by a breathy little mouse. And Spencer...PLEASE. I really wish Rob VanWinkle would make a comback so we dont have to hear anymore of Spencer's attempts at "rapping." Actually, I think someone needs to take his tongue and stick it in an electrical socket. He deserves it after what he did to our ears.

Posted at 1:17PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Sickened

18. Doesn't sound like her...I'd love to see her sing it with no backup track at all...completely acapella and watch her BOMB . Just goes to show that ANYONE can sound halfway decent when there's enough synthesizing and editing in the studio. Spencer stop trying to act like your black when you rap...you suck either way...GAG me...the only way anyone will listen to this is if they DONT know it's her and think its some retro 80s song...i mean the only reason it's even semi so so is because it's a great sample of a song that was kick ass...

try actually writing your OWN music Heidi without sampling...haha i think you'd make KFED look talented!!

Posted at 1:17PM on Aug 16th 2007 by meanjean

19. too bad they used someone else's music to sing over. if you're gonna do this Heidi, do it on your own.

Posted at 1:18PM on Aug 16th 2007 by smartyfarty

20. Sounds like all the other CRAP on the radio it would probably sound better if she sang it naked though!

Posted at 1:18PM on Aug 16th 2007 by cee

21. Anyone who likes this song...obviously has no taste in real music and are deprived..as for these two..i could care less..theyre nobody...!!! they become famous for badmouthing someone?!?!..yeah..thats a great way to become famous..LOOSERRRS!!!..oh and spencer..dont ever rap again..the only white person who can actually get away with it is eminem..so please..do yourself a favor ..and the rest of the amazing musicians out there who never get a chance to perform because stupid people seem to like non talented people such as yourselves...dont ever open your mouth again..

Posted at 1:23PM on Aug 16th 2007 by loopy79

22. The track itself is actually pretty good. I love the samples they chose. Rihanna would slay that song! Too bad the producer, David Foster, didn't give that track to someone with more vocal talent.

Posted at 1:24PM on Aug 16th 2007 by kzdiver

23. The "rap" was retarded. This song reminds me of "Barbie Girl" but more retarded.

Posted at 2:13PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Es

24. As much as I am sick of hearing about these people, The song really isn't all that bad at all, if they would have put it under another artist, people would like it.

Posted at 9:12PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by B

25. The song Ryan played first sounded nothing like Heidi's song so he lost me on that one. Heidi's song reminds me alot of J-LO's song Play. I liked it, even Spencers rapping was okay.

Posted at 1:26PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Pam

26. Heidi and Spencer are going to blow up yall cause this song is da bomb! Seriously I loved it and will buying the album when it drops. If you didn't know it was them admit it you would like it too. Spencer's rapping is similar to Eminem, rap battle anyone? Amazing voice Heidi. Will there be a tour?

Posted at 1:28PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Dellor Kcir

27. what douchebags. she sucks! her "backup" vocals totally overshadow her voice. maybe that's the only way people will listen to it. what losers. is their 15 minutes up yet? BORING.

Posted at 1:28PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Laura

28. If these are so called F-listers why do you keep obsessing and reporting about them? It's obvious people like to hear about it (including myself.)

I'm not chosing sides but I like this song. I would deffinately dance to this in a club.Then again I'm an Ashlee Simpson fan. Eh,whatever I LIKE and I disagree with you guys.

Posted at 1:31PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Felicia

29. YO TMZ - IF THEY'RE SO UNINTERESTING WHY DO YOU KEEP COMMENTING ON THEM EVERY HOUR?

Posted at 1:28PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Jo

30. wasn't expecting much but this was a pleasant suprise!

Posted at 1:29PM on Aug 16th 2007 by teamheidi

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