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Heidi and Spencer: The Ills

Just in case you thought that sub-reality "Hills" F-listers Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were going to torture us with just the ebb and flow of their outrageously uninteresting lives, think again.

Heidi Montag: Click to hear!

On this morning's On Air with Ryan Seacrest on KIIS-FM, Heidi demonstrated slightly less vocal range and talent than Bai Ling as she unveiled her new single "Body Language." Then, as though that weren't enough, Spencer -- whose whiteness makes Vanilla Ice look like Jesse Jackson -- flexed his hip-hop talent by rapping.


According to Heidi, "Body" is dance/urban-inspired (she's down like that yo) and she hopes it's played in clubs -- except people won't dance, they'll run for the door! Heidi better hope that the stars are deaf when it comes to this single.




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31. I thought is was TIGHT!!! I'm givin my props... He's got flow. And her part rocks!!!

A definite hit!!!

Posted at 1:32PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Ms V Sky

32. Will someone please tell Spencer he is not a pimp and he is white...Thank you!

Posted at 1:33PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Michelle

33. I REALLY HATE THIS GIRL!!!!!!! IF I EVER SEE HER IN THE CLUB AGAIN I AM GOING TO PERSONLY KICK HER ASS. THIS IS NOT LAGUNA BITCH WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD LA

Posted at 1:34PM on Aug 16th 2007 by TOPAZ!!!!!

34. Whoever just compated Spencer's rapping with Eminem is seriously disturbed. What in the hell are you talking about? You have GOT to be kidding me! Spencer Pratt is single-handedly the biggest douchebag on television right now and Heidi is BIMBO whore. She is also very, very ugly.

When is Kittson coming out with TEAM LAUREN shirts?? I want to buy one!

Posted at 1:31PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Molly

35. Dellor

I agree if they played this in a club and didn't say who was singing it everyone would get up and dance and love it. No doubt about it.

Posted at 1:35PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Jilly

36. It wasnt as horrific as I thought it would be, slightly better than Parasite Hilton, but not much. S'ok.

Posted at 1:38PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Allison

37. TOPAZ #30

That is called criminal threatening and Heidi should get your IP from TMZ and press charges against you.

Posted at 1:39PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Topaz is a punk

38. yucky

Posted at 2:33PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Lori

39. Enough alrad of thesetwo f*ups!!! I heard the song and Se realy can't sing!!! And Spencer is like OMGsuctastic as always...

Posted at 1:50PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Hannah

40. Hahahahaha! This is a joke, right? Please, tell us we're all being punked...

Posted at 1:44PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Heathereeee

41. Sucks.......like all of that music! I'm sure people will like it though...UGH...what is happening to the world!!!????????

Posted at 2:14PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Helpme!

42. Heidi doesn't sound that bad but spencer is the worst!!! She might get some air time in LA but definitely NOT in the dc metro area..lol

Posted at 2:05PM on Aug 16th 2007 by k

43. Who raps in Jennifer Lopez's song Jenny from the block? Spencer sounds exactly like them.

Posted at 1:51PM on Aug 16th 2007 by hey

44. It's actually not that bad...except for the whole geico caveman rapping part.

Posted at 10:28PM on Aug 16th 2007 by The Core

45. How synthesized can one song get? She could be the worst singer in the world but studio magic makes it sound better, plus it's so computerized!!

Posted at 1:55PM on Aug 16th 2007 by synthesized much??

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