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Heidi and Spencer: The Ills

Just in case you thought that sub-reality "Hills" F-listers Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were going to torture us with just the ebb and flow of their outrageously uninteresting lives, think again.

Heidi Montag: Click to hear!

On this morning's On Air with Ryan Seacrest on KIIS-FM, Heidi demonstrated slightly less vocal range and talent than Bai Ling as she unveiled her new single "Body Language." Then, as though that weren't enough, Spencer -- whose whiteness makes Vanilla Ice look like Jesse Jackson -- flexed his hip-hop talent by rapping.


According to Heidi, "Body" is dance/urban-inspired (she's down like that yo) and she hopes it's played in clubs -- except people won't dance, they'll run for the door! Heidi better hope that the stars are deaf when it comes to this single.




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61. OH MY GOD, this sucks BIG TIME :|

Posted at 2:36PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Ben

62. It's not as bad as I expected. I mean I expected a full on 10lb pile of half solid feces, half diarrhea with maggots crawling all over it surrounded by some thick semi-clear brown/green liquid which had a smell that would peel the paint off of walls. But in fact it's more like a 5lb soft-serve spiral with chunks of corn sticking out of it, yet still with a room-clearing stench. Bravo!

Posted at 2:39PM on Aug 16th 2007 by warp100

63. Just wanted to let you all know that the full song is on http://perezhilton.com/?p=3720. Well a lot more then here and it includes the interview.

Posted at 2:46PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Angie

64. They both sound horrible....I am sick to death of these 2. There are just a couple of camera whores. I wouldn't be surprised if they got their own reality show. There's nothing genuine about either one of them.

Posted at 2:49PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Speedy

65. What can you expect.. Spencer asks Browdy for 100K to buy an engagement ring and Browdy doesnt give it to him.. this is Browdy's way of making up for it... his Step Dad produced the single!

Either way, Heidi ended up with cheap engagement ring and a poorly repaid favor (the single).....

But, to end on a positive note, Browdy's step Dad must be a GENIUS!! The single could of been A LOT worse... like her actuallly singing and not computer "enhancements"

Posted at 2:51PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Kate

66. Damn, I'm surprised. Homebody raps better than K-Fed. That's fo sho!

Posted at 2:50PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Brit-knees Speared

67. hahaha I think its very laughable....like the Nelson brothers.

Posted at 2:58PM on Aug 16th 2007 by britt

68. Yeah, yeah, yeah! It's my boy Spencer "Snow Puff" Pratty on the mic! Yeeeah!!

Posted at 2:57PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Brit-knees Speared

69. It wasn't THAT bad, but I'd like to hear her sing live.

Posted at 9:52AM on Aug 17th 2007 by Stephanie

70. Ugh, for all of those who liked the song, pull your head out of your arse. Any jack-ass with a pitiful voice can make a crappy pop song like that one if they have access to technology (cough cough Paris Hilton.)

The song was boring, lame, bad, etc. just a consumer product, that's is it.
And don't even get me started on the 'rapping' part. Hey, here's a tip, if you are not black or Eminem, please DO NOT RAP!!!

Posted at 3:11PM on Aug 16th 2007 by LC

71. I thought it sucked ass.......

Posted at 3:17PM on Aug 16th 2007 by urked

72. WHY ARE THESE TWO EVEN POPULAR? I'LL TELL YOU, FROM L. C.

SPENCER IS USING HER, AND WILL HURT HER DOWN THE LINE. THE GUY IS A TOTAL CREEP. CAN'T EVEN BUY THE RING WITH HIS OWN CREDIT CARD, YET HE DRIVES A FANCY CAR, GOES TO A BEACH HOUSE, BUT CAN'T AFFORD THE RING,

I'LL BE THERE WHEN HEIDI IS HURT AND RUNS TO L. C. SPENCER MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL. CAN U SAY LOOSER, I KNEW YOU COULD, THE GUY NEEDS A LESSON IN BEING HUMBLE.

Posted at 3:19PM on Aug 16th 2007 by CHICKEN SKIN

73. PARIS
HEIDI
DISCOUNT BIN AT BIG LOTS.

Posted at 3:22PM on Aug 16th 2007 by CHICKEN SKIN

74. Suprisingly, I thought it was ok.

Posted at 3:52PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Heather

75. I don't really know who these two people are....except for what I see on this site.... but that song wasn't bad. It sounds like all the other songs out there.

Posted at 3:31PM on Aug 16th 2007 by amber

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