Train Wrecks
Heidi and Spencer: The Ills

Just in case you thought that sub-reality "Hills" F-listers Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were going to torture us with just the ebb and flow of their outrageously uninteresting lives, think again.

Heidi Montag: Click to hear!

On this morning's On Air with Ryan Seacrest on KIIS-FM, Heidi demonstrated slightly less vocal range and talent than Bai Ling as she unveiled her new single "Body Language." Then, as though that weren't enough, Spencer -- whose whiteness makes Vanilla Ice look like Jesse Jackson -- flexed his hip-hop talent by rapping.


According to Heidi, "Body" is dance/urban-inspired (she's down like that yo) and she hopes it's played in clubs -- except people won't dance, they'll run for the door! Heidi better hope that the stars are deaf when it comes to this single.




Reader Comments

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76. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IS THIS FORREAL?? get these people out of here, there 15 minutes of fame is up, and now they are both just plain annoying.

Posted at 12:55PM on Sep 5th 2007 by rachel

77. I dont think it sounds nearly as bad as Britney Spears and K-Fed, at least it has a beat you might be abel to dance too! Proves that anyone can be a singer with enough editing!

Posted at 3:49PM on Aug 16th 2007 by At Work

78. Heidi's "voice" in this song is almost as fake as her boobs...You missed the mark, honey.

Posted at 3:52PM on Aug 16th 2007 by tdub

79. 1) um, did I actually hear the word "spotlight?" get into my SPOTLIGHT?
2) heidi, this is 2007, not 1987. stop watching flashdance, get a new melody, and put your stacked socks and your thong leotard away.
3) spencer, look in the mirror, sweetheart. that fugly thing that looks back at you is WHITE. you're not fooling anyone. we can all tell you're white, too. it's not a secret.

Posted at 4:28AM on Aug 19th 2007 by SPOTLIGHT?!

80. it was good but i think she may be another ashley simpson

Posted at 4:14PM on Aug 16th 2007 by jent

81. 1. Heidi would be NO ONE if it weren't fro Lauren
2. It was someone else's music
3. She cant sing if her life depended on it
4. Spencer.... YOU ARE WHITE! look what happend to Vanilla Ice!
5. Heidi... you have no friends anymore, bc of Spencer
6. Spencer is DOUCHE!!!

Posted at 9:02PM on Aug 16th 2007 by tipton communications

82. Spencer=User Heidi=Loser
WHY are we giving them any attention?!?! PLEASE stop talking about them and hopefully they will go away...

Posted at 12:45PM on Aug 23rd 2007 by MauiGirl in the 619

83. HORRIBLE! I work in a recording studio.....her voice is completely manipulated. And studios have the equipment to create the harmonies using your voice for you. If she ever tried to perform live....well you can imagine.

Posted at 4:29PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Serene

84. Huh

Posted at 4:45PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Cathy

85. Yeah, she's singing...sure...with alot of help from digitial minipulation. Her boobs are less fake then her singing..sad.

Spencer, looks like an extra from Buffy the Vampire Slayer...in anycase, can't they lock themselves up in their apartment and never come out? Stop rapping Richy Rich.

Posted at 4:53PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Hedi...Go Away.

86. I would actually like it ......IF I WAS DRUNK!!!!!! WAIT MAYBE NOT.....

Posted at 5:53PM on Aug 16th 2007 by ME

87. hilarious. these two are like a never ending saturday night life skit.

Posted at 5:02PM on Aug 16th 2007 by YIKES!

88. Oh my G*d, are you kidding me?

Posted at 5:19PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Mikki

89. Go to people.com.. there is a story these two idiots are complaining that it was leaked and it was done in fun and isnt her first single.... can't these media whores go hide under a rock.

Posted at 5:34PM on Aug 16th 2007 by niki

90. Its good. Leave them alone. I am so sick of Lauren's smear campaign.
Spencer is very funny, (the rapping, the graffiti art on his walls etc..) He was young and immature but he is not a bad guy. LC did make a sex tape and she lies

Posted at 5:55PM on Aug 16th 2007 by TEAM HEIDI

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