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Heidi and Spencer: The Ills

Just in case you thought that sub-reality "Hills" F-listers Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were going to torture us with just the ebb and flow of their outrageously uninteresting lives, think again.

Heidi Montag: Click to hear!

On this morning's On Air with Ryan Seacrest on KIIS-FM, Heidi demonstrated slightly less vocal range and talent than Bai Ling as she unveiled her new single "Body Language." Then, as though that weren't enough, Spencer -- whose whiteness makes Vanilla Ice look like Jesse Jackson -- flexed his hip-hop talent by rapping.


According to Heidi, "Body" is dance/urban-inspired (she's down like that yo) and she hopes it's played in clubs -- except people won't dance, they'll run for the door! Heidi better hope that the stars are deaf when it comes to this single.




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106. Response to #90- what in the hell show did you watch that you thought that sorry ass was being nice? Lauren has every right to be pissed at these two. As for the sex tape, it never surfaced so there was never any proof of it. Don't claim "lauren's handlers made sure to dispose of it" unless you have proof of it. Besides, anybody can spread rumors about a couple having a sex tape, who cares!

Posted at 10:21PM on Aug 16th 2007 by urked

107. She sounds exactly like 99.9% of everything on the radio ( garbage ) as for his rapping He sounds exactly like 99.9999% of every RAPPER who ever recorded a song ( trash ) Its ALL prefab, odorless, tasteless pro tooled, cut and pasted to perfection JUNK I have no doubt they'll both have many, many hits that noone will be able to name by next week

Posted at 11:58PM on Aug 16th 2007 by timtim

108. okk wthh is wrong with it? i think its acually pretty good id listen to it and it would be a good song for a club

Posted at 9:23PM on Oct 21st 2007 by heyyyyyy

109. PLEASE MAKE THEM GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:57AM on Aug 17th 2007 by alicia

110. Sucked so hard pelase dont try to be urban Heidi it was just aful, and just when I thought tge two offened me to my limit they had the nerve to offened hip hop culture, you two should just burn in hell

Posted at 1:02AM on Sep 1st 2007 by Mya

111. What can I say. I have been married to a musician for many years and was an actress at one point for 10 years before giving it up to write. Heidi and Spencer's strong points are they are media "ho's" they love the attention of the media. They should be careful because it could backfire on them. It's pretty cheezy that Spener went on The Hills giving Heidi this engagement ring that was suppose to have cost 100 times more than what he paid for it and it turned out to be over $2k. I can't believe that Heidi did not get upset at his deception and the embarassment of presenting it all over the tabloids. I believe Heidi loves Spencer and Spencer loves himself so much that he mooch's off everyone else to get where he wants to go. But yet, it's still a pretty ring.

Posted at 5:17AM on Aug 17th 2007 by JMS

112. The reason people like this song is because the bulk of it is sample from the classic Yazoo / Yaz Situation which was an exceptional song, in fact it has become one of the most sampled electro tracks since its release in 1982. If you take the Yazoo samples away you are left with a less than average, been heard a million times before, tpeidly sung dance mistake, with a miriad of over-used studio production tricks.... indicative of the lack of vision and creativity in the a large majority of dance tracks these days...

Posted at 4:12PM on Aug 17th 2007 by Jonna

113. The song isn't the worst, I like it. The singing & rapping isn't that great. I've never seen this show and usually if i see an article with the cast I flip past it.

Posted at 10:54AM on Aug 17th 2007 by Jay

114. The song is quite fine, folks. Why are you hating them so much? Are they not siling enough to you paps? Get a life!

Posted at 12:28PM on Aug 17th 2007 by Why

115. they're still better than ashley simpson...

Posted at 10:19AM on Aug 21st 2007 by Erin

116. I don't think that it was horrible... I have heard A LOT worse recently.

Posted at 4:07PM on Aug 17th 2007 by S-Dot-S

117. WHY WON'T THE LINK WORK FOR ME? =(

Posted at 3:20PM on Aug 17th 2007 by Kiersten

118. Ok- so if people didn't know that this song was sung by Heidi and the rap was Spencer they would really give the song a chance. I was sooooo prepared to laugh my azz off at the song until I played it and was pleasantly surprised. Good tune and the rap actually sounded good... for a stiff, white guy. It does make me believe though that if you have a good producer/sound guy anyone can come up with a decent sounding song. For what it's worth I would download it to the POD.

Posted at 8:45PM on Aug 17th 2007 by queen Vee

119. Omg.
Spencer Pratt rapping, is the funniest shidd I ever heard.
It's sooo stupid.
I'm in love.

Posted at 12:41AM on Aug 18th 2007 by kennii

120. I can't believe they keep getting press - she is the most disgusting thing i have seen in Hollywood. Who does she think she is? A bitch that is what. And that ugly ass boyfriend - come on now - mtv needs to kick them off. They are absolutley terrible.

Posted at 12:53AM on Aug 18th 2007 by gross

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