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Will "Greasy" Go Pirate to Score Booty?

8/16/2007 8:20 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

One day after oily heir Brandon Davis' brown eye mysteriously turned red, the Greasy Bear was spotted using his roughed up retina to impress chicks.


TMZ cameras caught Davis at an art show in Hollywood last night, where he got some sound advice on how to make his wound look fresh from a friend of Paris Hilton. The solution -- a classic black pirate patch!

Arghhh you ready for Patchy Bear?

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costaMesaboy    

***********NERD-ALERT******************cMb 4 president********

2627 days ago
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know it all    

I'd like to punch him in the eye, and I don't even know him !!!

2627 days ago
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LivinIt    

I'm aware of a few cross-dressing lepers living in a parking lot of an Applebee's that would love to shiver his timbers.

2627 days ago
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PEOPLEisMyBIBLE    

I saw brown eye and thought they were talkin about something else!

2627 days ago
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whatever    

So... who's the lucky lass or lad that dotted greasy's eye?

2627 days ago
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Mystery Meat    

Douche-bag!!

2627 days ago
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Paris    

Beastiality can be dangerous. I hope his eye is ok.

2627 days ago
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Richard    

First, I clicked the story because I was not sure who "greasy" was, sorry I realized. Second, This guy is a puke and worth even less to the world then his buddy Parasite Ho-lton. Please do not report on this guy or put him out there. He is a spoiled pig and gives no value to society at all.

2627 days ago
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What are you that Stupid?    

Brandon Davis has tuna crotch

2627 days ago
10.

Terry    


# 15 by Smart@ss
Brandy only has that many post's because she killed someone
Small print * in an " accident "

Don't know why guys seem to hate this G bear so much. I have never heard of him before TMZ decided to make him filler.

2627 days ago
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KENTUCKYGIRL    

HE COMES FROM MONEY AND DOES FIRECROTCH RING A BELL? LOL SOMEONE RANG HIS BELL

2627 days ago
12.

MickIAm    

First question. Who is he? Second question. What has he done that has had any relevance on society? Third question. Will someone please tell me that he got the damaged eye from someone punching him right there....well maybe that wasn't a question but a hope.

2627 days ago
13.

big joe    

slob.

2627 days ago
14.

Meggan    

Who in the hell is this guy, and why should we care???

2627 days ago
15.

Injun Mike    

????

2627 days ago
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