Will "Greasy" Go Pirate to Score Booty?

8/16/2007 8:20 PM PDT
One day after oily heir Brandon Davis' brown eye mysteriously turned red, the Greasy Bear was spotted using his roughed up retina to impress chicks.

TMZ cameras caught Davis at an art show in Hollywood last night, where he got some sound advice on how to make his wound look fresh from a friend of Paris Hilton. The solution -- a classic black pirate patch!

Arghhh you ready for Patchy Bear?