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Will "Greasy" Go Pirate to Score Booty?

Posted Aug 16th 2007 7:20PM by TMZ Staff

One day after oily heir Brandon Davis' brown eye mysteriously turned red, the Greasy Bear was spotted using his roughed up retina to impress chicks.


TMZ cameras caught Davis at an art show in Hollywood last night, where he got some sound advice on how to make his wound look fresh from a friend of Paris Hilton. The solution -- a classic black pirate patch!

Arghhh you ready for Patchy Bear?

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1. ***********NERD-ALERT******************cMb 4 president********

Posted at 7:31PM on Aug 16th 2007 by costaMesaboy

2. I'd like to punch him in the eye, and I don't even know him !!!

Posted at 7:34PM on Aug 16th 2007 by She Devil

3. I'm aware of a few cross-dressing lepers living in a parking lot of an Applebee's that would love to shiver his timbers.

Posted at 8:15PM on Aug 16th 2007 by In the NO

4. I saw brown eye and thought they were talkin about something else!

Posted at 8:31PM on Aug 16th 2007 by PEOPLEisMyBIBLE

5. So... who's the lucky lass or lad that dotted greasy's eye?

Posted at 9:29PM on Aug 16th 2007 by well????

6. Douche-bag!!

Posted at 9:28PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Mystery Meat

7. Beastiality can be dangerous. I hope his eye is ok.

Posted at 9:40PM on Aug 16th 2007 by cancer

8. First, I clicked the story because I was not sure who "greasy" was, sorry I realized. Second, This guy is a puke and worth even less to the world then his buddy Parasite Ho-lton. Please do not report on this guy or put him out there. He is a spoiled pig and gives no value to society at all.

Posted at 12:44AM on Aug 17th 2007 by Richard

9. Brandon Davis has tuna crotch

Posted at 1:18AM on Aug 17th 2007 by Amercian Pride

10.
# 15 by Smart@ss
Brandy only has that many post's because she killed someone
Small print * in an " accident "

Don't know why guys seem to hate this G bear so much. I have never heard of him before TMZ decided to make him filler.

Posted at 3:58AM on Aug 17th 2007 by karla

11. HE COMES FROM MONEY AND DOES FIRECROTCH RING A BELL? LOL SOMEONE RANG HIS BELL

Posted at 4:21AM on Aug 17th 2007 by CANDY

12. First question. Who is he? Second question. What has he done that has had any relevance on society? Third question. Will someone please tell me that he got the damaged eye from someone punching him right there....well maybe that wasn't a question but a hope.

Posted at 8:13AM on Aug 17th 2007 by Just Me

13. slob.

Posted at 11:14AM on Aug 17th 2007 by joe russo

14. Who in the hell is this guy, and why should we care???

Posted at 4:11PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Meggan

15. ????

Posted at 11:45AM on Aug 17th 2007 by Injun Mike

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