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Will "Greasy" Go Pirate to Score Booty?

Posted Aug 16th 2007 7:20PM by TMZ Staff

One day after oily heir Brandon Davis' brown eye mysteriously turned red, the Greasy Bear was spotted using his roughed up retina to impress chicks.


TMZ cameras caught Davis at an art show in Hollywood last night, where he got some sound advice on how to make his wound look fresh from a friend of Paris Hilton. The solution -- a classic black pirate patch!

Arghhh you ready for Patchy Bear?

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16. I just want to rub some penzoil all over the greasy bear and do him in a car. Those fat lips gotta be good for something!

Posted at 12:48PM on Aug 17th 2007 by rub the grease

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If this "greasy" guy ever loses a lot of weight, he is going to be really good looking. All of you will eat your words. I don't think he was very nice to Lohan, though.

Posted at 8:34PM on Aug 17th 2007 by candleinthe wind

18. he can drip his "grease "on me ANYTIME!!!

Posted at 9:57PM on Aug 17th 2007 by caity\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

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