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Ian Has a Huge Crotch ... Rocket

8/17/2007 1:36 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


"Dancing with the Stars" loser Ian Ziering is a couple of inner thigh calluses away from starring in "Wild Hogs 2: Worse than the First."


The 43-year-old polka-pusher left Les Deux last night and hopped on his monstrous motorcycle, which looks as though it might be a prop from Michael Bay's next "Transformers" flick. More than meets the Ian!


Lucky for Ziering, the big-time Sturgis Motorcycle Ralley is a year away, plenty of time to grow a road worthy mullet.

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Lein    

costamesaboy wants to ride Ian's huge crotch.....rocket. Snap

2624 days ago
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Cat Stevns    

Wowie! I'd sure would like to ride that! y'all!

2624 days ago
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whofreakingcaresaboutian    

Seriously, who cares about this dude??? What has he done since 90210 except Lifetime movies??

2624 days ago
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A Real Harley Rider    

Who ever wrote this piece is a MORON! Wild Hogs was about Harley's and Sturgis is about Harleys as well! NOT A HONDA like Ian is riding get your motorcycle catagories right! Hell you most likely don't even ride! If he showed up to Sturgis, where most of my friends go.....he would most likely get his bike burned and get kicked out of town for riding a Jap bike! Support your country and AMERICAN jobs and buy a real bike!

A HARLEY DAVIDSON.............

2624 days ago
5.

Edward    

Who the hell goes out and about on a Gold Wing... the most uncool motorcycle ever!

2624 days ago
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Sarah Silverman Looks Like a Beast    

At least he is out there!

2624 days ago
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Dawn Day    

I would mind that rocket between my legs!

2624 days ago
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Terry    

Oooooh, I just love huge "crotch.....rockets". I thought the article was going to be about something else.....not a big motorcycle. Who cares about that? But a big "crotch...rocket", that's something to get excited about. That's HOT, HOT, HOT.

2624 days ago
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LJF    

IAN HANDLES HIS HOG???? IT'S NOT A HOG(HARLEY) ITS A FRIGGIN RICE BURNER,SNIFF SNIFF, DO I SMELL TERIAKI??

2624 days ago
10.

Sarah Silverman SUCKS!    

What year is the bike jerk?

2624 days ago
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tired of cry baby    

sturgis is right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dddddddduuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! so of course it is a year away. so is the 1 year birthdy of aug. 17 2007>

2624 days ago
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Lein    

real harley rider - costamesaboy will ride you - for free.

2624 days ago
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steelshoe    

Gold WIngs are American made in Marysville Ohio. Do you know how many non U.S. made parts are on your Harley?

2624 days ago
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Jason W    

Slow news day?

2624 days ago
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softwhiteunderbelly    

dooooooshhhhhbaghhhhhhhhhhha

it wasn't his bike and he didn't know the answer but still wanted to lookkool. tho i dn't kno why you's show vid of him. a NObody.

2624 days ago
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