Ian Has a Huge Crotch ... Rocket


"Dancing with the Stars" loser Ian Ziering is a couple of inner thigh calluses away from starring in "Wild Hogs 2: Worse than the First."


The 43-year-old polka-pusher left Les Deux last night and hopped on his monstrous motorcycle, which looks as though it might be a prop from Michael Bay's next "Transformers" flick. More than meets the Ian!


Lucky for Ziering, the big-time Sturgis Motorcycle Ralley is a year away, plenty of time to grow a road worthy mullet.

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1. costamesaboy wants to ride Ian's huge crotch.....rocket. Snap

Posted at 2:33PM on Aug 17th 2007 by no u dint

2. Wowie! I'd sure would like to ride that! y'all!

Posted at 2:40PM on Aug 17th 2007 by Britney The desperate ho

3. Seriously, who cares about this dude??? What has he done since 90210 except Lifetime movies??

Posted at 3:05PM on Aug 17th 2007 by whofreakingcaresaboutian

4. Who ever wrote this piece is a MORON! Wild Hogs was about Harley's and Sturgis is about Harleys as well! NOT A HONDA like Ian is riding get your motorcycle catagories right! Hell you most likely don't even ride! If he showed up to Sturgis, where most of my friends go.....he would most likely get his bike burned and get kicked out of town for riding a Jap bike! Support your country and AMERICAN jobs and buy a real bike!

A HARLEY DAVIDSON.............

Posted at 4:32PM on Aug 17th 2007 by A Real Harley Rider

5. Who the hell goes out and about on a Gold Wing... the most uncool motorcycle ever!

Posted at 3:05PM on Aug 17th 2007 by Edward

6. At least he is out there!

Posted at 3:09PM on Aug 17th 2007 by You GO Steve!

7. I would mind that rocket between my legs!

Posted at 3:56PM on Aug 17th 2007 by Dawn Day

8. Oooooh, I just love huge "crotch.....rockets". I thought the article was going to be about something else.....not a big motorcycle. Who cares about that? But a big "crotch...rocket", that's something to get excited about. That's HOT, HOT, HOT.

Posted at 3:58PM on Aug 17th 2007 by Paris H.

9. IAN HANDLES HIS HOG???? IT'S NOT A HOG(HARLEY) ITS A FRIGGIN RICE BURNER,SNIFF SNIFF, DO I SMELL TERIAKI??

Posted at 4:25PM on Aug 17th 2007 by LJF

10. What year is the bike jerk?

Posted at 4:18PM on Aug 17th 2007 by costaRicangirl

11. sturgis is right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dddddddduuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! so of course it is a year away. so is the 1 year birthdy of aug. 17 2007>

Posted at 7:47PM on Aug 17th 2007 by wino in the making

12. real harley rider - costamesaboy will ride you - for free.

Posted at 5:28PM on Aug 17th 2007 by simon birch

13. Gold WIngs are American made in Marysville Ohio. Do you know how many non U.S. made parts are on your Harley?

Posted at 3:28PM on Aug 18th 2007 by steelshoe

14. Slow news day?

Posted at 6:05PM on Aug 17th 2007 by Jason W

15. dooooooshhhhhbaghhhhhhhhhhha

it wasn't his bike and he didn't know the answer but still wanted to lookkool. tho i dn't kno why you's show vid of him. a NObody.

Posted at 8:49PM on Aug 17th 2007 by slumsofparis

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