Ian Has a Huge Crotch ... Rocket

8/17/2007 1:36 PM PDT

"Dancing with the Stars" loser Ian Ziering is a couple of inner thigh calluses away from starring in "Wild Hogs 2: Worse than the First."

The 43-year-old polka-pusher left Les Deux last night and hopped on his monstrous motorcycle, which looks as though it might be a prop from Michael Bay's next "Transformers" flick. More than meets the Ian!

Lucky for Ziering, the big-time Sturgis Motorcycle Ralley is a year away, plenty of time to grow a road worthy mullet.