Ian Has a Huge Crotch ... Rocket


"Dancing with the Stars" loser Ian Ziering is a couple of inner thigh calluses away from starring in "Wild Hogs 2: Worse than the First."


The 43-year-old polka-pusher left Les Deux last night and hopped on his monstrous motorcycle, which looks as though it might be a prop from Michael Bay's next "Transformers" flick. More than meets the Ian!


Lucky for Ziering, the big-time Sturgis Motorcycle Ralley is a year away, plenty of time to grow a road worthy mullet.

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16. costamesaboy.........I don't play that way, besides are you late for your prison date? I am sure you can be bought and sold for a pack of cigarettes....

Posted at 6:38PM on Aug 17th 2007 by A Real Harley Rider

17. With all the talented actors who are out of work you're bringing back this arrogant douchebag hack?

This guy thought he was the king of Hollywood when he was partying at the Rio in the early 1990s. I was his waiter all night on a $700 bill and he tipped me $10.

Little did he know he was about to become the king of the unemployed.

Posted at 9:51PM on Aug 18th 2007 by Fact Checker

18. Old Dudes ride Harleys and Hondas.

Superbikes like the Hayabusa --- those are crotch rockets.

Posted at 1:08PM on Aug 18th 2007 by Dolly

19. Gold Wings Are built in Ohio, mostly US parts, and will blow away ALL Harleys exxcept the V Rod.

Posted at 10:29AM on Aug 18th 2007 by Woody

20.

He still has a great smile!!!!!!

Posted at 1:26AM on Aug 18th 2007 by jane doe

21.
Steve Sanders!!

What a Dork

Posted at 12:26PM on Aug 21st 2007 by KIT KAT

22. The last time I looked on the map Marysville, OH is in the USA.

He looked happy on the bike and he probably didn't want all the noise or maintance that comes with riding a HOG, that is why he was smiling.

There are alot of people younger 30 riding these bikes. But you are right, they are mostly OLD dudes, as you call them. Because, THEY CAN AFFORD THEM, they like to ride in comfort and not feel like they are trying to ride a log



Posted at 8:34PM on Aug 19th 2007 by wing rider

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