R. Kelly -- Trapped by Really Bad Ideas

8/17/2007 2:22 PM PDT
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and (underage) girls....the wait is over!
R. Kelly
The Independent Film Channel finally released the next ten chapters for R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" video series -- and, ever the shameless self-promotionalist, R. Kelly stepped out in front of the IFC Cinema in Greenwich Village to trumpet this development.

Amongst the moments of brilliance in the pervtacular R&B star's repetoire? Rhyming "Bridget," one of the characters names...with "midget! " This leads to an entire chapter surrounding a little person's extramarital exploits. Glad to see the project is plot-driven!