R. Kelly -- Trapped by Really Bad Ideas

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and (underage) girls....the wait is over!
R. Kelly
The Independent Film Channel finally released the next ten chapters for R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" video series -- and, ever the shameless self-promotionalist, R. Kelly stepped out in front of the IFC Cinema in Greenwich Village to trumpet this development.

Amongst the moments of brilliance in the pervtacular R&B star's repetoire? Rhyming "Bridget," one of the characters names...with "midget! " This leads to an entire chapter surrounding a little person's extramarital exploits. Glad to see the project is plot-driven!



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1. I love Dawn Day!

Posted at 4:03PM on Aug 17th 2007 by Cedric

2. Chapters or Ages?????

Posted at 4:04PM on Aug 17th 2007 by SayWhat

3. Good bye Dawn Day, we will miss you. Maybe when TMZ gets interesting you will come back.

Posted at 4:05PM on Aug 17th 2007 by Tommy H

4. omg ... will you losers give it a rest with this amy sederis nonsense?Wow .

Posted at 4:09PM on Aug 17th 2007 by AmysederisWHO?

5. I love Dawn Day too. That's hot.

Posted at 4:12PM on Aug 17th 2007 by Amy and David Sedaris

6. Simon birch likes to sit on R Kelly's fingers and spin like a girl

Posted at 4:15PM on Aug 17th 2007 by I love you simon

7. Pee on me.

Posted at 4:43PM on Aug 17th 2007 by Dawn Day

8. r-kellz is the king of R&B! screw tmz! guilty till proven guilty. this website is becoming stupid. Report and keep your DAMN opinions to yourselves!!!! punks!!!!

Posted at 2:20PM on Aug 18th 2007 by john

9. Does Amy know you keep using her name in such an stupid and redundant way? Amy's a funny gal, creative in her own right....she doesn't need your help. Would you please go to another site and do this crap...or better yet chill out - you're making people concerned about your mental status.

Posted at 4:59PM on Aug 17th 2007 by Real

10. R Kelly is an embarrassment to Black people. He has no creativity left. For people to sit down and watch the "Trapped In The Closet" series is just a total waste of time. Last summer I joined in on the nonsense and made it all the way to the chapter on Bridgette and Big man. This was of course before the DVD edition came out. After that I had enough then to my dismay I find out IFC is picking it up. Is this because BET wouldn't take him on? Makes you wonder. He honestly thought this was art? brilliant? original? Betrween the water drop sound effect and all the "Oh"'s I cant say enough. He has gotten weird not regular smart weird either but Michael Jackson weird, then again what can you expect from a man that pees on small children and parades around in Zorro masks? In the words of my friend Patrick "Can he just dress up like a bitch already so that him and Tyler Perry can have sex" Because ultimately this is where he's heading.

Posted at 5:11PM on Aug 17th 2007 by Jewelz

11. why do people keep buying this losers music?

Posted at 5:13PM on Aug 17th 2007 by ?????

12. btw it comes out august 21 not 31 as reported and this dvd is cool as hell so yall stop hatin cuz yall aint rich

Posted at 5:17PM on Aug 17th 2007 by shawn

13. #14 i wanna piss on you!

Posted at 5:25PM on Aug 17th 2007 by Pimpdad

14. Yall need to stop hatin and leave him the hell alone. Yall are some hatin ass low lifes.

Posted at 5:35PM on Aug 17th 2007 by anonymous

15. TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET????? I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS GAY!!! LMAO!

Posted at 5:35PM on Aug 17th 2007 by SoCalRaceGirl

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