R. Kelly -- Trapped by Really Bad Ideas

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and (underage) girls....the wait is over!
R. Kelly
The Independent Film Channel finally released the next ten chapters for R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" video series -- and, ever the shameless self-promotionalist, R. Kelly stepped out in front of the IFC Cinema in Greenwich Village to trumpet this development.

Amongst the moments of brilliance in the pervtacular R&B star's repetoire? Rhyming "Bridget," one of the characters names...with "midget! " This leads to an entire chapter surrounding a little person's extramarital exploits. Glad to see the project is plot-driven!



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16. #17 anon - Why are you defending a pedophile? We are not the low lifes.

Posted at 5:38PM on Aug 17th 2007 by what

17. I saw a commercial for it on TV last night. I seriously thought it was a joke. How sad that it's not!

Posted at 5:39PM on Aug 17th 2007 by 'Chele

18. RKELLY IS THE MAN WHO CARES WHAT HE DOES IN HIS PRIVATE LIFE MOST ALL OF HIS NEW MUSIC AND CALABORATIONS ARE OFF THE HOOK GOOD, KEEP MAKING HOTT TRACKS BRO AND FLOSSIN RIDES

Posted at 5:52PM on Aug 17th 2007 by jitesh patel

19. what in the world is R kelly still doing he should be in jail. he is a sick o , or did every one forget what he did

Posted at 6:15PM on Aug 17th 2007 by Amber

20. Yes #17, because anyone who criticizes a celebrity is a hater...

Anyways, why is R. riding the coattails of a song from two years ago?...it was creative for the first and second parts, then it just got old.

Posted at 6:16PM on Aug 17th 2007 by Brandon

21. You spelled "rhyming" wrong - last time I checked, there's no "u" in that word

Posted at 6:26PM on Aug 17th 2007 by Spell Check Police

22. When the hell is this guy gonna go to jail for having sex with a minor? It's been years for crying out loud! Ridiculous!

Posted at 6:50PM on Aug 17th 2007 by Pip

23. we have all at one point in ime done something that we should have don't. i have been back stage and i have been to the afrer party too. r. kelleu is not only one in to young. the people who hung around he did thr same thing it 's just that he got court. like he say on his cd GOD GOING JUSTICE YOU THE SAME WHY HE WILL JUSTICE. NO IT WAS NOT RIGHT SO LET THE JUDGE TAKE CARE CD HIM. he is still right music for some famous people. as tupac say keep your head up R, KELLY and pray and go through the storm and leave it in the lords hand. and if you need help go and find a doctor who will help you with thing that make you do thing NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR YOU BUT PLEASE GET SOME HELP

Posted at 9:34PM on Aug 17th 2007 by trish

24. People often wonder what happens to the soul when you die. Well, I have special plans for Mr. R. Kelly when he's ready to go. Let's put it this way. He won't need a jacket

Posted at 7:03PM on Aug 17th 2007 by God

25. Let he that's without sin cast the first stone. Why are certain people so quick to condemn.
I thought you're innocent until proven guilty in this country. STOP HATIN !!!!! The man is talented.

Posted at 12:03AM on Aug 18th 2007 by Catz2c

26. I stopped buying R's music a long time ago. I don't watch his videos or purposefully listen to his music. There was a time when I enjoyed hearing him. But I refuse to help empower a man to become and stay rich off the backs of our young and foolish children.

Hating! You're an idiot or perhaps a freakin perv just like him if you can find some understanding with regard to his outlandish behaviour toward our youth (FUTURE).

Those that stand in agreement with R obviously are enemies of the state of the welfare and well-being of our children whom seem to not mean much with all your abuses toward the them.

Should they really care about us when we get old. Should we not understand when they stand toe to toe with us and challenge our Senior Authority when we showed no desire to protect, love and care for them!

Stand for something Good, you're too complacent living through the lives of made up fools that you made rich and famous and they repay you by pissing in your cup. Do you feel that low within yourself that you believe his piss is far more superior than yours.

Well if that is the case; I emplore you to TURN OFF YOUR TV AND RADIOS and READ A BOOK! You're an ignoramous and a detriment to the GREATER GOOD!

Posted at 6:01PM on Aug 18th 2007 by ANGELEYES

27. I just love the fact that people will defend anyone even when he's on tape having sex with a 14 year old. Why because he's black or you think white's are putting him down? I don't know but the facts are he was on tape having sex with a underage girl and you can't get around that unless you just don't care. Remember this it could be your daughter!!!

Posted at 9:21PM on Aug 17th 2007 by Lenn K

28. he needs to be "trapped in a cell"!!!

Posted at 9:49PM on Aug 17th 2007 by caity\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s mama

29. R. Kelly is such a pedophile and a ho. He and and Woody Allen are two pervs in a pod.

Posted at 1:26AM on Aug 18th 2007 by Jc

30. Hey Trish, #29. You are one illiterate whore.

Posted at 11:56PM on Aug 17th 2007 by Jiggy

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