Britney and Paris to Be the Donald's Tarts?

8/20/2007 2:15 PM PDT

Britney and Paris to Be the Donald's Tarts?

Britney Spears' prayers have been answered -- now that the Donald himself has offered to hire her and resurrect her career.

Armed with the searing insight that she's a "[bleeping] mess," Trump tells Page Six that he's "negotiating" with Brit-Brit about appearing on his "Celebrity Apprentice" and that he's also "thinking about" having Paris Hilton on the show, though, says Lord Combover, "I don't know if we're going to do it." As for Brit and Paris' comrade-in-wreckitude, Lindsay Lohan, Trump says he's going to contact her this week about the show.

Paris' rep says he wasn't aware if any deal was in the works, and Spears and Lohan mouthpieces weren't available.

No Movies, No Prob: Lindsay Can Rock

Speaking of Lindz, it seems that even if she's radioactive to movie producers wary of her DUI and drug busts, the music biz is more than happy to have her back.

Rush & Molloy report that the rehabbing Lohan is "looking to revive" her singing career, and that she's told record execs at Universal that she's ready to deliver her next magnum opus, the follow up to 2005's "A Little More Personal." And it sounds as though song slingers are ready for her -- says a source, "A record by Lindsay Lohan costs almost nothing to make ... You just give her some songs and session musicians."

Gummi -- Empty Honey Pot?

First, it was Greasy Bear who reportedly found his pockets no longer lined with loot from his folks, and now Page Six is saying that older bro, Gummi -- aka Jason Davis -- who will be getting the pinch from the parents. The pair have allegedly been cashing checks around Tinseltown "in small amounts" and "not from their family." Still, "friends" of the Big Bad Bears say they haven't been cut off.

In other Gummi news, the bear has developed a flesh eating staph infection. Yikes! Gummi informed TMZ cameras that he's on a super strong and uber expensive antibiotic and is being treated by a local vet.

Party Favors: Criss Angel Spotted Sans Brit ... "Kid Nation" Show Facing Abuse Allegations ... Nicole Kidman Bombs

Magic man Criss Angel -- rumored to be devising some late-night tricks with Britney Spears -- made himself appear in Las Vegas over the weekend, prancing around Playboy models at a Midsummer Night's Party, reports Vegas Confidential. ... That upcoming CBS reality show that throws 40 kids into an adult-free community is under fire from child welfare officials who believe that the project might be violating New Mexico state laws, reports the New York Times. ... Nicole Kidman's latest flick, "The Invasion," wasn't exactly invaded by moviegoers on her first weekend, with a less-than-$2 million opening weekend.