Brit's Assistant -- Criss Angel's Got Skills!

1. Brit only comes out at night. Daytime is for sleeping, y'all.

Posted at 10:02AM on Aug 20th 2007 by Lysette

2. KEVIN FEDERLINE THIS IS THE WOMAN YOU CLAIMED TO LOVE. I can
understand tough love but if Britney is as insecure as they say then SHE NEEDS YOU IN HER CORNER ENCOURAGING HER, BUILDING HER UP.

Marriage does not end just cause it is tough but the tough keep
fighting for each other.

Kevin you were very arrogant when you married Britney. You abused her money to do things that are totally against
married life. She is probably at fault for giving too much to you so
soon BUT IT IS YOUR TURN TO GIVE BACK TO HER.

I remember You cried saying how much you loved her. SO IT IS TIME TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE AND PROVE IT.

You and Britney are being taken for a ride with these attorneys. It is there job to elongate this all out cause it makes them more money. Attorneys never want their clients talking or reconciling. FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE I CAN SAY THAT WITH ALL CONFIDENCE.

You KEVIN can make a huge impact on the world and on each other to reach out, dig deep, humble yourself before God and each other and do all that is necessary to make this relationship
work.

Kevin and Britney you need each other more than you need fame, money, the fake friends you both have around you now, your boys need BOTH of YOU.

Both of you have made huge mistakes in this whole thing so grow up and forgive each other. It never hurts to be the bigger person and reach out to the wounded and love them till they hurt no
more.

KEVIN AND BRITNEY WILL MAKE MORE MONEY TOGETHER but apart they will be broke in the near future.

Posted at 10:02AM on Aug 20th 2007 by KRISTI

3. oh desperation, going after britneys assisstant

Posted at 10:25AM on Aug 20th 2007 by mygodyouarestupid

4. LMAO ... so they are FINALLY trying to do some damage control? Make it look like she's the HOMELY stay-at-home mom?? YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA right, banging chris and getting high more like it....

We're not fooled; these girls are idiots.

Posted at 10:29AM on Aug 20th 2007 by ond

5. My comment on the Assistant first off is she will share the good life till she is kicked to the curb during one of Brit's rages, I still feel for Brit but enough is enough!!! As for the Trump taking on Brit, Paris and Lindsay why is it that always the people with the chance to make it and have it right in there palms get the help from the Trump and the less fortunate are not even given a thought??? So tired of the world in which these spoiled and opportunists are given and just throw it away, well not for long when you have the Trump to give you another chance and some barely are offered one chance at the lifestyle we can only dream of having the dream job??? Let them learn from there mistakes as we do and let them pick up the pieces, they have the means to do so or is it just a marketing stratedgy and a good rep for the Oh So Caring Trump??? Not that I have no respect for the Trump or people who work for there title but give the people that haven't had the opportunity to have the dream job rather than the one's that have no respect for having the dream job...

Posted at 10:45AM on Aug 20th 2007 by Angel

6. she was home sleeping of the alcohol and crack and neglecting her kids so she can be ready to do it all again tonight. whew, being a stupid whore is hard work ya'll

Posted at 11:01AM on Aug 20th 2007 by hora

7. Super - you've decided to make someone's assistant a celebrity now. I can't wait to see the extended coverage...Brit's cousin/assistant takes a crap and didn't wipe.

Posted at 11:04AM on Aug 20th 2007 by lein

8. Ok why are we making this NOBODY famous???

Posted at 11:17AM on Aug 20th 2007 by fridgeee

9. Maybe, just maybe Britney is going to stay out of the lime light for a while. Chris Angel's denial of 'making it with Britney' (like they couldn't have worked on some suggestions for her 'maybe' appearance for the MTV awards during the day) came from the advice of this loser of an assistant Alli. I still can't believe that video of her when she was served by Kaplan (Ferdeline's lawyer) at 2:30 am yelling--" I didn't touch it"---over and over again. What a moron--she thinks this is going to keep her out of court?

Posted at 11:22AM on Aug 20th 2007 by nonnie

10. #6. she was home sleeping of the alcohol and crack and neglecting her kids so she can be ready to do it all again tonight. whew, being a stupid whore is hard work ya'll Posted at 11:01AM on Aug 20th 2007 by hora

She does NOT have the kids on the weekends .. KFed has them from Thrus -Sun (drops them off on Mon). What she does when the kids are not there is her business .. how do you know what she does @ home? Are you there? Do you know her personally? NO, you don't on both questions. To call someone a "whore" is low .. maybe you should look @ yourself in the mirror before you spew out hateful words. I bet your life isn't perfect, no one is pefect ... we all make mistakes, it's called being human!

Posted at 11:24AM on Aug 20th 2007 by proud navy wife

11. Hey TMZ I heard Brits' Dog Walker has "stuff" on her dogs rude behavior .Dlckhead .
While your at it find out if Her dog is "Doing " Paris' dog -- doggy style . Dlckhead.

Posted at 11:31AM on Aug 20th 2007 by nASTY bOIL

12. proud navy wife - you should be more concerned with your own family and not that of a train wreck celebrity you've never met - unless, of course, you are Brit. You know too much about this arrangement.

Posted at 12:15PM on Aug 20th 2007 by TMI

13. #12. proud navy wife - you should be more concerned with your own family and not that of a train wreck celebrity you've never met -unless, of course, you are Brit. You know too much about this arrangement. Posted at 12:15PM on Aug 20th 2007 by TMI


It is a known fact about the arrangemnets of Brit's childrens with K-Fed ... he has them Thrus -Sun, returns them Mon morning. Read on it, it was even posted here on TMZ regarding the custody share of their chilren.

No I am not Brit nor do I know her ... thank you very much but I tend to my family just fine. I should say the same thing about you, worry about your own family or life than be concerned for Brit. I was merely stating the harsh words & bashing on Brit or any Celeb is low, considering none of you know them perosnally. Guess every tabloid & internet gossip must be true. NOT!

Like I said before, we all make mistakes, are not perfect ... it's called being Human!

Posted at 12:38PM on Aug 20th 2007 by proud navy wife

14. Proud Navy Wife: Who actually still uses the word "NOT" after a phrase??!!!

Posted at 1:14PM on Aug 20th 2007 by kl

15. navy wife - Again, I am not that concerned about their lives. I have my own. I come here to read. I don't come here to call people whores, etc. I could care less what days K & B have their kids. Clearly, whatever article you are referring to didn't make that much of an impact.

Posted at 1:24PM on Aug 20th 2007 by TMI