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Jordan's Perfume -- A Lovely Boobquet

Katie Price, formerly known as just Jordan, showed off her new perfume today by pulling out the big guns ... literally.
Katie Price
The chavy Ms. Price showed up to The Roof Gardens, drowning in an oversized satin wedding dress for the launch of "Stunning" -- and Katie took a few liberties with the definition of the word by sporting some '80s video vixen hair, plenty of diamonds, and gown bursting with enboobsiasm.

Those desperately desirous of smelling like Katie can pick up the fragrance Friday ... at their own risk.



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1. Ha ha ha! Those fake boobs look like they HURT.

Posted at 4:58PM on Aug 20th 2007 by K.L.

2. I dont care if they are fake. Just pit em in my face

Posted at 5:03PM on Aug 20th 2007 by d

3. Those boobs make her look fat!!

Posted at 5:02PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Stace

4. That is disgusting - seriously. That has got to hurt. She looks completely awkward holding onto them for dear life.

Posted at 5:04PM on Aug 20th 2007 by lien

5. Good lord - her bra must look like a hang glider!

Posted at 5:06PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Startmakingsense

6. Do they have trailer parks in England?

Posted at 5:09PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Baby girl

7. Damn, talk about back problems! She's going to wind up a hump-backed crippled old woman!

Posted at 5:16PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Jackson

8. What a disgusting cow.

Posted at 5:11PM on Aug 20th 2007 by PerezSux

9. In that picture she looks like a bimbo bride, who can't even remember "how many men
did I sleep with"?. This bitch is trying to promote her perfume and looks like she is
coming out of an high. Maybe her own perfume!

Posted at 5:11PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Elisabitch Hassellcrack sucks

10. Nice double chin!

Posted at 5:14PM on Aug 20th 2007 by expygirl

11. BooB

Posted at 5:14PM on Aug 20th 2007 by KATRINA!!!

12. For some odd reason I just became thirsty for milk.

Posted at 5:14PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Johnny SoCal

13. That rack gonna crack.

Posted at 5:17PM on Aug 20th 2007 by smackwaterjack

14. Look closely at the pic. It's almost like someone snapped her picture unknowingly while she was performing a breast self-exam.

Posted at 5:17PM on Aug 20th 2007 by simon birch

15. What a freak!!! Not only are her boobs fake, but whoever did her makeup should be shot dead. She looks like she belongs in a coffin!!!!

Posted at 5:19PM on Aug 20th 2007 by hell E wood

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