Jordan's Perfume -- A Lovely Boobquet

31. These young women who want huge breasts, don't seem to understand
that they look matronly after having the implants done.

A beautiful, youthful figure usually is rather slim all around.

Why look like a freak? This fad will fade away and the women stuck
with the big boobs will feel mangled.

Posted at 5:57PM on Aug 20th 2007 by crystal bones

32. Looks like shes trying to stop a leak out of one of the puppys

Posted at 6:08PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Randy

33. I have seen their show for a very few minutes, because that is all I could tolerate of them. All she is is another fake blode, with big fake boobs and a tan. She has no talent. One would think whoever did her surgery did her a great unjustice. She is not physically big enough to take all the extra stretch on her chest. When she is older, she will have to have them replaced (sore back, ect.) and sll there will be is skin that has been so stretched out and flabby, it will be gross. I watch a lot of E! t.v., but if I see their show coming on, click! My life is too short to even waste 5 seconds watching their crap.

Posted at 5:59PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Roberta

34. she is beautiful, you can not deny that, dont hate, be secure enough in yourself to admit when someone else is beautiful.

Posted at 6:11PM on Aug 20th 2007 by marie

35. Looks like she's got her baby snuggled in her dress top :) Nice circus boobs - makes her look RIDICULOUS!!!

Posted at 6:13PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Jbo

36. I so want to "play the motor boat"...

Posted at 6:15PM on Aug 20th 2007 by cancer

37. it's a pity she had her boobs done, she's such a beautiful girl, those things really ruin her looks.

Posted at 6:31PM on Aug 20th 2007 by go

38. #35 anyone who get implants, plastic surgery, put enough make up on to look like a mummy and straves themselves could look like this. Why would I want to look 40 when I'm only 29 years old. Get over yourself, I'm 38 and still look 10 years younger than her and I'm all natural (just the way I like it)

Posted at 6:32PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Michaele

39. Another cheap whore who thinks that taking off her clothes will add cachet.

P.U. LOL!!!

...so many women, so few ladies.

Posted at 6:38PM on Aug 20th 2007 by LOL

40. CAPTION CONTEST!

"Why are these two swim toys attached to my chest? Maybe I can tug this one off..."

Posted at 6:37PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Lisa

41. Another no talent ho...even her sex tape is boring as hell and just plain gross. What talent is she supposed to possess? And ick, that husband of hers looks like he stars in gay porn...just nasty!!!

Posted at 6:36PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Gigi

42. Who the HELL is this anyway?

Posted at 12:13PM on Aug 21st 2007 by haveaniceday

43. Hahahahah, that's Jessica Simpson in three years when she becomes even more desperate!

Posted at 7:11PM on Aug 20th 2007 by joe

44. Miss Jones is shown in her high priced hospital bed in Malibu. Sources say she was hospitalized because her 22 pound (each) boobs have more or less immobilized her and she must spend the remainder of her days in bed. She is said to have taken up knitting and doing Sudoku puzzles to pass the time away.

Posted at 7:12PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Oh My Gosh

45. Bowling ball boobs...not attractive.

Posted at 7:15PM on Aug 20th 2007 by ithinkso