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Jordan's Perfume -- A Lovely Boobquet

Katie Price, formerly known as just Jordan, showed off her new perfume today by pulling out the big guns ... literally.
Katie Price
The chavy Ms. Price showed up to The Roof Gardens, drowning in an oversized satin wedding dress for the launch of "Stunning" -- and Katie took a few liberties with the definition of the word by sporting some '80s video vixen hair, plenty of diamonds, and gown bursting with enboobsiasm.

Those desperately desirous of smelling like Katie can pick up the fragrance Friday ... at their own risk.



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46. What is the perfume called? Eau d'Au Lait?

Posted at 7:22PM on Aug 20th 2007 by costamar

47. OMG there is nothing worse than fake boobs that are SOOOO FAKE!

Posted at 7:41PM on Aug 20th 2007 by LRT

48. what doctor in his right mind would even do that to a person? That makes Pam Anderson look like an A cup

Posted at 8:18PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Dr 90210

49. Do they float?looks like they hurt.OUCH

Posted at 8:21PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Dr Rea

50. That's just gross. I can't believe anybody actually watches her. She should do pornography, not television. And who the hell wants to buy HER perfume? Ho wannabes?

Posted at 8:36PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Bella Da Ball

51. Ah, just what the world needs: another Caucasian bleached blonde breast implanted woman. I still think that dark haired, blue eyed people are in the minority.

Posted at 9:07PM on Aug 20th 2007 by SayWhat

52. How can women think they look nice, and how can men drool voer something that isn't even real. Soooo Sad!!!
Is this what we have become???

Posted at 10:00PM on Aug 20th 2007 by truthtalker

53. What a Rack!! At least she'll never drown when swimming!

Posted at 10:29PM on Aug 20th 2007 by jiggy

54. Breast augumentation that looks like bowling balls is so ridiculous looking, you can spot them a mile away . Why would a woman want to do that to her body ? So sad some men drool over such as this, and even more sad some women feel the need to do this to their body to feel attractive. More like a freak show if you ask me.

Posted at 10:29PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Kay

55. I would do her in a second .... look at those t i t s

Posted at 10:44PM on Aug 20th 2007 by test890

56. Let me guess,her perfume smells like rotted tuna that's been sitting on a casting couch for too long

Posted at 10:49PM on Aug 20th 2007 by emt

57. She is on the verge of looking bar hard. A Pamela Anderson clone

Posted at 10:55PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Justin

58. LOL, yeah right, she a good mom. Sluts who make sex tapes and sell themselves like this whore are not good mothers. Being a good mother requires one to be a good role model, and this piece of trash is anything but. I can't believe she is only 29, that must be a mistake but if not, she had better do something about her aging problems right now. As for those fake boobs, they are as gross as she is. Reality TV needs to be cleaned up, it is no-talent worthless skanks like this that make me steer clear of anything that smells like a reality show.

Posted at 12:34AM on Aug 21st 2007 by Westsider

59. Honestly I cant believe she is a new mom. She is always out doing stuff but she just gave birth recently.. its messed up. Stay at home with your kid and stop trying to look like a porn star!

Posted at 6:24AM on Aug 21st 2007 by Cassey

60. #9, YES! #13-i'm a little skeptical, why the need to self-exam SALINE , SILICONE or whatever poisonous crap they're using these days! she should be rubbing her hands on her HEAD! i'm tellin ya, the british are sooo skanky (and they have GROSS TEETH!!!)

Posted at 7:18AM on Aug 21st 2007 by holy crap !!!

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