Lohan May Dodge the World's Biggest Bullet

61. Waaaht?!?! She stole a car, kidnapped some people, chased after another car while drunk driving recklessly, was in the possesion of cocaine probably under the influence as well aand made false statements to a police officer..damn, guess blohan was right after, she can get away with anything!! Paris was just over the BAC legal limit (basically 2 beers worth) and drove a short distance with her headlights off and she got 3 weeks for violating probation. CRAZY

Posted at 9:38PM on Aug 21st 2007 by Dreggz

62. Lindsay will do this again, maybe even kill somebody, but the DA still won't care. I live in LA, and I wasn't even aware of our DA's lousy record.

The media keeps him out of the limelight. Notice how TMZ didn't publish his name?

I will not vote for Los Angeles District Attorney STEVE COOLEY in the next election.

Posted at 9:35PM on Aug 21st 2007 by Anonymous

63. OMG. That is such crap.

Posted at 1:27PM on Aug 25th 2007 by CB

64. And this just goes to prove that what she said is true, that because she is a "celebrity" (and I use that term very loosely) she is above the law. I hope this turns in to a public outcry that will make the Paris fiasco seem like child's play. This WOMAN - lets not forget the fact that she is a grown adult now, drives drunk and high, crashes her car and runs from the scene - while being photographed, carries cocaine into a JAIL, takes hostages on a dangerous joy ride while terrorizing a woman and passenger who don't know if they are about to be killed, flaunts her lies of sobriety in the face of the public through her usage of the media, and disrespects the highly gifted professional actors that she has had the PRIVILEGE to work with, and what do we do? We eat it up. I can't do it anymore. I'll never buy a ticket to see this trainwreck perform, and I'll not buy another magazine that features her in it.

Do you really think her people are focused on her sobriety? I can guarantee you they are focused on (1) getting her out of as much trouble as they can, no matter the cost and/or lies (2) getting her "image" repaired (3) her next project ($$$) (4) public appearances to show how she has "changed". Hell, it has already started. How long till her 30 days at her latest and greatest rehab are up? I'm betting not too long.....and how long till she is back in the clubs or partying at people's homes? Again, it won't take long, you can count on that. She is addicted to more than drugs and alcohol.

And while her parents may be responsible for her upbringing and the values that they instilled in her through their behavior and actions while she was growing up, the fact of the matter is that most of us have all had issues growing up. Does that give us the right to do whatever the hell we want, no matter what the consequences to ourselves or others? I'm sick of her parents being blamed for her actions. They have their own issues - that is obvious, but she is an adult and is making her own choices. She is going to kill someone if she is not given some serious consequences to her actions, and going to celebrity rehabs where you can get spa treatments, workouts and therapy just won't do it.

Posted at 9:41PM on Aug 21st 2007 by A

65. I don't know why this makes me so mad.....I could have called this result in my sleep. I guess I still like to hope that maybe, just maybe, celebrity justice won't prevail yet again.

Money buys a lot of justice in our system, and power buys leverage -- not to mention the best lawyers. Just look at all the examples....celebrities getting days and weeks to "turn themselves in" for hit and run....killing people on the freeway and months later, STILL no filing or decision filing (Brandy)....suspended sentences, probation for murder...it goes ON AND ON.

I'm as outraged as everyone else, but this is the way the world works. Those with the gold, rule.

Posted at 9:40PM on Aug 21st 2007 by Aspen

66. Don't get a clue Lindsay, do whatever the f%&# you want, and above all else don't be a quitter. I say this not to molly coddle celebrities like our judicial system does; rather for my own selfish interests: I love a train wreck !! And Lindsay is one large train ready to go off a collapsed bridge. You're right Lindsay, you're a celebrity, you can do whatever...and please do, but remember, the next time you head out in your Mercedes, drunk out of your mind, please take your Mom with you before you wrap yourself around a tree. Oh, take Britney with you too...

Posted at 9:42PM on Aug 21st 2007 by schadenfreude express

67.

IM GONNA GO MAKE SOMETHING TO EAT AND WHEN I GET BACK I HOPE TO READ THAT TMZ WAS ONLY KIDDING ABOUT THIS..............IT HAS TO BE A JOKE RIGHT? TELL THAT BITCH TO COME TO NY AND DRINK AND DRIVE....HAVE COKE ON HER.....HER ASS WOULD BE GONE FOR A WHILE.

WHATS WRONG WITH CALIFORNIA??

Posted at 9:46PM on Aug 21st 2007 by sassy

68. Posted at 9:04PM on Aug 21st 2007 by Ferrari Bubba

That’s hysterical! Are you Dina Lohan or just another bleeding heart anything goes Liberal who doesn’t want Lindsay to do time because it might affect her self-esteem? Oh no!!!…If Lindsay has to do some serious time then she might not be able to work on her new album or movie project. Please! I don’t think water rafting and hiking is going to cut it with the public. I guess she was right. She’s a celebrity and she can do whatever she wants!

Posted at 9:45PM on Aug 21st 2007 by Kev is a Liberal Moron

69. #69 - "A"

Well said.

Posted at 9:46PM on Aug 21st 2007 by Aspen

70. It always amazes me how the dollar has bought and paid for every judge and jury and law enforecment officer. Money kept Al Capone out of the slammer for years and that was 50 years ago. It has just gotten worse...so bad in fact that they even advertise it like this Lohan thing and get completely away with it. It's a national disgrace that will only get worse.

Posted at 9:47PM on Aug 21st 2007 by Scotty

71. My question is "What is the Plea Bargain?" Could she have told them where she gets her
drugs? Maybe!

Posted at 9:47PM on Aug 21st 2007 by Mel

72. Are you fing kidding me? This chick has a hit and run... cocaine twice... obviously hers.... and she isn't charged???! Where is Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson now?!?!?!?!

Posted at 9:59PM on Aug 21st 2007 by Todd

73. I cant believe that yet ANOTHER celebrity is getting away with something that us poor nobodies would have had to pay through the nose for!! I think its absolutely ridiculous!! I guess being a rich famous brat really pays! I wonder how Paris feels about this?!!

Posted at 10:03PM on Aug 21st 2007 by barbigal11

74. I'd rather see more of Lindsay here instead of the trashy Hayden troll and her fat whorey-looking mother.

Posted at 10:00PM on Aug 21st 2007 by LOVE LINDSAY

75. To # 69 "A"
Couldn't have said it better myself! I am just waiting for the headline that says L.L. ended up like River Phoenix...

Posted at 10:13PM on Aug 21st 2007 by M