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46. No one refers to her except for her publicity lackeys (or maybe she has a lot of free time herself). Apparently she's trying to be the next Lonelygirl15 or something.

We can only hope this isn't going to be a series for TMZ. Right, TMZ?

Posted at 4:32PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by Go away, Amy

47.
> sorry not every single person got
> that this stupid story was a joke.
> i was confused. go kill yourself.
> that's for being a smart AZZZ

Get back to me when you graduate from high school, you teenage punk.

Posted at 4:32PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by posting this message, I confirm that YOU have a sub-par intellect!

48. Yeah, what were you thinking posting that? I mean, like, I so totally, like, am missing out on what Paris Hilton is doing/wearing/eating and all those words are, like, confusing : (



i miss strangers with candy....

Posted at 4:43PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by hmmm...yeah

49. Genius...pure genius. TMZ just got tolerable.

Posted at 4:45PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by now this is entertaining

50. Only some of them? Nuff said.

Posted at 4:48PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by Go away, Amy

51. I have no idea what the rest of you are reading. This is hilarious, and oh so sneaky-snarky. I have the hots for a four named socialite!!! Take that three named Sarah Jessica Parker! TMZ Please pass along my info to MMTH immediately as I can certainly help her traverse the menu @ Crustacean's in an effort to avoid another Italy outbreak. Though, and I say this with much respect for the Italy I have so enjoyed in the past, I somehow believe that I'd prefer to visit MMTH's Italy and all that borders it, over the real one that borders a very boring France.

Hurry before the rash is gone!

Peace,

Michael

Posted at 4:59PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by michael johnson

52. I would gladly pass along fragrance names that we have considered in the past for our own line. Please feel free to use any at your discretion. We will forfeit any claims as our gesture of goodwill to other royalty in the trade. Best wishes...
'Stench'
'Clambake'
'Don't Ask'
'Quickie'
'Frantic'
'Damp'
'Divorcee'
'Nocturnal'
'Spent'
'WWZZD' (WhatWouldZsaZsaDo?)
'Rented'
'Liza Redux'
'Lapdance'
and for the niche market,
'One Night in Rehab'

Posted at 4:57PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by Donatella

53. DUMB

Posted at 4:58PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by FAT AND DUMB WITH SKID MARKS

54. Clever. You poor threesome. You are destined for the same.Your "Parents" have lost touch with reality and the menaing of life. To them ist's only abot things and more things like cash and name value.

Posted at 5:06PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by chuck lnker

55. I love you Amy! I love your book!
PLeeeaaaase name your new frangrance ....
Camel Toe

Posted at 5:11PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by Best Mac n Cheese Ever!!!

56. I Love you Amy!
I Love your book too!
Pleeeeease name your new fragrance Camel Toe

Posted at 5:08PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by Best Mac n Cheese Ever!!!

57. #1 and 36 and 81- Take the bridge.
Donatella - I want one of each!!!!
Amy - More please!!!!
Michael Vicks' new fragrance, at a Dollar Store near you soon - Clean-up On Aisle 3 !!!!!

Posted at 5:31PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by whodatis

58. I Love Amy!!
She could read the phone book and I would laugh like a crazy person.

Posted at 5:33PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by key

59. Is this freakin' idiot"s 15 minutes not over yet???

Posted at 5:44PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by come onnnn

60. I will engage my rocket! Engage it in your li'l snizzo!

Posted at 5:44PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by a person who wants to marry Amy Sedaris, no joke, she is hawwwwwwt