Facially Incorrect

46. This site could be a ton funner to read if they were not so damn liberal. If it were not for Bush, we would all be speaking camel right now.
I sleep better at night knowing Bush is protecting me, and have nightmares knowing another Clinton is on the way !!! Is Rosie going to be under Hillary's table ???

Posted at 1:13PM on Aug 23rd 2007 by LiberalSmasher

47. 18 WAYS TO BE A GOOD LIBERAL


1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUVs.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA activists do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

17. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens and transvestites should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

18. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.


GOD BLESS AMERICA -- ooops, can't do that either

Posted at 12:48PM on Aug 23rd 2007 by Bush went to Harvard and Yale-better then #41

48. Some of the postings on here are ridiculous. It's the Republicans who wrecking the country. It's falling down around our ears, other countries hate us, our soldiers are dying by the dozen or more each month, and we owe a ton of money to communist China, of all places, because of the insane budget your precious Bush has run up. Republicans are ruining the country, all to make a buck.

Maher is a pretty smart guy. He may not always be 100% right, but he's got a lot of good points. Much better points than the people who blindly support Bush.

Posted at 12:48PM on Aug 23rd 2007 by Layla

49. Coulter didn't do that. Coulter would beat Maher worse than Apollo Creed beat Rocky in Rocky 1.

Posted at 7:17PM on Aug 24th 2007 by Sean

50. Does he have HPV warts on his face too???

Posted at 12:51PM on Aug 23rd 2007 by Dr. Love

51. How brilliant is it to hate the real America, while pining and swooning for the good old days brought to the world by Chairman Mao, Ho Chi Minh, Stalin, castro, Khmer Rouge, Che, Ortega, Kim Jong Il...?

Posted at 12:52PM on Aug 23rd 2007 by you oughta know

52. Venereal Disease most likey a VRE from Hollywood paparazzi

Posted at 12:58PM on Aug 23rd 2007 by MINN3121

53. I do like Bill but am sick of the spay on tan or tan pancake makeup he wears. Every time he's on TV he looks orange. Ick.

Posted at 1:14PM on Aug 23rd 2007 by cloudsinmycoffee

54. #52, you are right! Thank you for the second opinion!!!!

Posted at 1:06PM on Aug 23rd 2007 by Dr. Love

55. Yeah, can you say FUGLY?? Looks like he was severely beaten by the ugly stick as a child. It explains why he is such a mean spirited little creep...

Posted at 7:09PM on Aug 23rd 2007 by Terry

56. Posted at 11:26AM on Aug 23rd 2007 by Dawn Day

That was hysterical!

Posted at 1:06PM on Aug 23rd 2007 by V

57. ...the Weathermen, SLA, Black Panthers,the Chicago 7, Eugene Mccarthy, Timothy Leary, Abby Hoffman, Tom Hayden, Jane Fonda, Steinem, Friedan, NARAL, GLAAD, ...? All yesterday's azz wipes.

Posted at 1:08PM on Aug 23rd 2007 by on and on

58. He's a Godless jerk.

Posted at 1:12PM on Aug 23rd 2007 by Victoria

59. LibralSmasher---I agree 100% with you. Here is a joke for ya!! Hope you enjoy!!!
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her
first night in the White House. She has waited so long..........

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says,

"Listen to the people."
Hillary says "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that." !

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says,

"Go to the theater."

Posted at 1:20PM on Aug 23rd 2007 by Queen Bee

60. HIS FACE HAS SUPERHEAD WRITEN ALL OVER IT.!!!!!!!! NASTY!!!!

Posted at 2:19PM on Aug 23rd 2007 by sheila