Step Right Up -- to Jessica Alba's Ass!

As if working in a carnival booth where people smash plates near your head weren't bad enough -- then smokin' hot Jessica Alba shows up to give you a fleeting glimpse of what will never, ever happen for you. Isn't the prize supposed to be on the other side of the booth?

The "Dark Angel" was on the pier in Santa Monica yesterday for a photo shoot, wearing latex-tight jeans, a baby doll top and her church girl smile. Take a shot, little lady!

Jessica returns to her job of teasing the rest of the world when she straps on her leather chaps for "Sin City 2."



Tags: Jessica Alba, JessicaAlba, Santa Monica Pier, SantaMonicaPier

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16. Actually that's not what she said. She said that she's an American of Mexican, French and Danish descent.

What she doesn't like is the "Latina" label because to her it implies that you were born in Latin America and speak Spanish, which in her case isn't true.

She never denied her ancestry or her heritage.

Posted at 1:45PM on Aug 24th 2007 by bimbette

17. Beautiful girl but dang that's a flat butt!

Posted at 1:46PM on Aug 24th 2007 by Bryce

18. What's wrong w/ you people. She's a human being and deserves respect like everyone else. No one is better than anyone, we all put our pants on one leg at a time! How would you feel if you were being called a whore? Pretty bad......I know I don't like being called names. This is reverting back to childhood. Those saying rude things about her are acting like 12 yr. olds. Grow up and get a life!

Posted at 5:25PM on Aug 24th 2007 by jenifer

19. She has herpes!!! Eww...

Posted at 1:59PM on Aug 24th 2007 by Kate

20. Why can't I get a girlfriend......OK fiance, that good looking. All I got stuck with is a mean girl with a witch's nose! When will it be my turn for something good to happen to me? When, when, when!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:17PM on Aug 24th 2007 by Dellor Kcir

21. um, what ass?? I don't see any ass.

Posted at 2:35PM on Aug 24th 2007 by Stephanie M

22. she has herpes ewwww
she has herpes, nasty bitch

Posted at 2:26PM on Aug 24th 2007 by danter

23. Can we say yeast infection? Does she cut her jeans off at night?

Posted at 2:27PM on Aug 24th 2007 by Tootsie

24. what ass? she looks as if she has a long back.

Posted at 2:33PM on Aug 24th 2007 by ?????

25. those jeans are tight..she has no ass, but she's still beautiful and i'd kill for her body.

Posted at 2:53PM on Aug 24th 2007 by BOB

26. She's pretty perfect. You guys that want more ass can go for the chick in the background!

Posted at 3:05PM on Aug 24th 2007 by PatinNJ

27. Umm what ass? I don't see it...

The best asses in Hollywood are : (1) Serena Williams (2) Beyonce (3) J. L.O. (3) Megan Good (4) Kelly Rowland (5) Janet Jackson (6)Kim Kadashian's butt implants

Jessica is so cute though...

Posted at 7:02PM on Aug 30th 2007 by Kendall

28. Yeah shes pretty, but she has no butt. And she's now too thin. She looked better with about 15 or so more pounds

Posted at 4:23PM on Aug 24th 2007 by Ricoswank

29. Trust me, that ass would look just fine without those jeans. I think it looks good with them. I wish she would call me already!

Posted at 8:47PM on Aug 24th 2007 by I Feel So Dirty

30. She doesn't have herpes morons! That was just a rumor.

Posted at 11:54AM on Aug 25th 2007 by J20

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