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The Gummi Minute: Gummi Doesn't Understand

8/24/2007 11:41 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

*theme song* Live from Vice nightclub in Hollywood, it's the Gummi Minute, starring America's favorite bear ... Gummi! *one hand clapping*


Today, TMZ asks the rockin' celebunerd what he thinks of Lindsay Lohan's plea deal, and the portly bear, with stained lapel, weighs in with this insightful gem:

"I don't understand the political justice system ... there's someone who did something wrong ... then there's Paris, who drove without a license. Doesn't make sense to me."

*theme song*

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AM NOT YOUR BITCH, BITCH.    

I cant stand him, he is just as greasy as his brother. I dont even know why i hang out with them.

Love
Paris Hilton

2580 days ago
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Sweater Vest    

Well, gee Gummi, thanks for clearing that up for us.

(Anyone who posts "first" is a retarded douche.)

2580 days ago
3.

Bree    


WHY DOES TMZ REPORT ON THIS CREATURE??? SERIOUSLY...WHO IS HE?! BETTER YET....WHAT IS HE?!


WHY DOES TMZ REPORT ON THIS CREATURE??? SERIOUSLY...WHO IS HE?! BETTER YET....WHAT IS HE?!

WHY DOES TMZ REPORT ON THIS CREATURE??? SERIOUSLY...WHO IS HE?! BETTER YET....WHAT IS HE?!

PLEASE RETURN GUMMI TO SENDER!!

2580 days ago
4.

Lein    

Gummi, insightful commentary. I need to go a ponder the meaning of life now.

2580 days ago
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Britney's Lawyer    

His parents must be proud. Fat dumb idiot.

Oh, that's most of America - sorry.



2580 days ago
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Ace    

Am hearing that Melissa-Mindy Trump-Hilton -- despite her transparent denials -- is not only throwing herself at Matt Groening but is chasing after Gummi Bear Davis as well.

2580 days ago
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Machelle    

How Profound

2580 days ago
8.

The Princess    

Someone needs to point out to this fat, greasy, f**k that driving without a licence is against the law too...

Not to mention lets remember why the stupid wh*re lost her licence in the first place.

All these young hollywood celebs make me sick. They've all got enough money to hire a driver yet they still feel the need to go out, get falling down drunk, and then try to drive themselves home.

Say what you what about Britney, atleast she hasn't been nailed for impaired driving or driving while under the influence......YET!!!!

2580 days ago
9.

knumbknuts    

Gummi pays TMZ for PR, film @ 11

2580 days ago
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Janice    

His Parents must be real proud of there Son. With all that money you would think that they would have gave him some sort of education.
And he really does no seem to be sober.

2580 days ago
11.

TC    

I'm so sick of seeing this fat ass! He is gross!

2580 days ago
12.

getting tired of crap    

To understand anything you have to have active brain cells

2580 days ago
13.

Jason "GB" Davis    

PEREZ HILTON IS A DESPERATE HOMOSEXUAL
PEREZ HILTON WANT TO BE LIKE THE PEOPLE HE WRITES ABOUT
PEREZ HILTON IS A DESPERATE HOMOSEXUAL
PEREZ HILTON WANT TO BE LIKE THE PEOPLE HE WRITES ABOUT
PEREZ HILTON IS A DESPERATE HOMOSEXUAL
PEREZ HILTON WANT TO BE LIKE THE PEOPLE HE WRITES ABOUT
PEREZ HILTON IS A DESPERATE HOMOSEXUAL
PEREZ HILTON WANT TO BE LIKE THE PEOPLE HE WRITES ABOUT

2580 days ago
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Janice    

POST #7............HARRY......................YOU'RE SONG SUCKS!

2580 days ago
15.

Kate    

Wow...what a brillant response but let me help you out a bit there...Paris was driving on a suspended license from a prior DUI. Not to mention she was caught lying to the police about having a suspended license. Lindsey's deal does stink of justice paid for ($$) but when you live in Los Angeles, what do you expect? Had she done the same thing on the East Coast, she would have faced stiffer penalties.

2580 days ago
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