The Gummi Minute: Gummi Doesn't Understand

1. I cant stand him, he is just as greasy as his brother. I dont even know why i hang out with them.

Love
Paris Hilton

Posted at 10:52AM on Aug 24th 2007 by Paris Hilton

2. Well, gee Gummi, thanks for clearing that up for us.

(Anyone who posts "first" is a retarded douche.)

Posted at 10:54AM on Aug 24th 2007 by P's Love Child

3.
WHY DOES TMZ REPORT ON THIS CREATURE??? SERIOUSLY...WHO IS HE?! BETTER YET....WHAT IS HE?!


WHY DOES TMZ REPORT ON THIS CREATURE??? SERIOUSLY...WHO IS HE?! BETTER YET....WHAT IS HE?!

WHY DOES TMZ REPORT ON THIS CREATURE??? SERIOUSLY...WHO IS HE?! BETTER YET....WHAT IS HE?!

PLEASE RETURN GUMMI TO SENDER!!

Posted at 10:55AM on Aug 24th 2007 by XOXO

4. Gummi, insightful commentary. I need to go a ponder the meaning of life now.

Posted at 11:02AM on Aug 24th 2007 by things that make you hmmm

5. His parents must be proud. Fat dumb idiot.

Oh, that's most of America - sorry.

Posted at 11:03AM on Aug 24th 2007 by Britney's Dad

6. Am hearing that Melissa-Mindy Trump-Hilton -- despite her transparent denials -- is not only throwing herself at Matt Groening but is chasing after Gummi Bear Davis as well.

Posted at 11:05AM on Aug 24th 2007 by phil burke

7. How Profound

Posted at 11:11AM on Aug 24th 2007 by machelle

8. Someone needs to point out to this fat, greasy, f**k that driving without a licence is against the law too...

Not to mention lets remember why the stupid wh*re lost her licence in the first place.

All these young hollywood celebs make me sick. They've all got enough money to hire a driver yet they still feel the need to go out, get falling down drunk, and then try to drive themselves home.

Say what you what about Britney, atleast she hasn't been nailed for impaired driving or driving while under the influence......YET!!!!

Posted at 11:13AM on Aug 24th 2007 by The Princess

9. Gummi pays TMZ for PR, film @ 11

Posted at 11:13AM on Aug 24th 2007 by knumbknuts

10. His Parents must be real proud of there Son. With all that money you would think that they would have gave him some sort of education.
And he really does no seem to be sober.

Posted at 11:24AM on Aug 24th 2007 by Janice

11. I'm so sick of seeing this fat ass! He is gross!

Posted at 12:59PM on Aug 24th 2007 by Tina

12. To understand anything you have to have active brain cells

Posted at 11:26AM on Aug 24th 2007 by Fonzi

13. PEREZ HILTON IS A DESPERATE HOMOSEXUAL
PEREZ HILTON WANT TO BE LIKE THE PEOPLE HE WRITES ABOUT
PEREZ HILTON IS A DESPERATE HOMOSEXUAL
PEREZ HILTON WANT TO BE LIKE THE PEOPLE HE WRITES ABOUT
PEREZ HILTON IS A DESPERATE HOMOSEXUAL
PEREZ HILTON WANT TO BE LIKE THE PEOPLE HE WRITES ABOUT
PEREZ HILTON IS A DESPERATE HOMOSEXUAL
PEREZ HILTON WANT TO BE LIKE THE PEOPLE HE WRITES ABOUT

Posted at 11:27AM on Aug 24th 2007 by Jason Davis

14. POST #7............HARRY......................YOU'RE SONG SUCKS!

Posted at 11:27AM on Aug 24th 2007 by Janice

15. Wow...what a brillant response but let me help you out a bit there...Paris was driving on a suspended license from a prior DUI. Not to mention she was caught lying to the police about having a suspended license. Lindsey's deal does stink of justice paid for ($$) but when you live in Los Angeles, what do you expect? Had she done the same thing on the East Coast, she would have faced stiffer penalties.

Posted at 11:29AM on Aug 24th 2007 by Kate