Things One Can Do in 82 Minutes

46.
In 82 minutes in jail you can give your life over to the lord and become born again!

(sorry those wanting to become pastors needs over 200 minutes)

Posted at 3:12PM on Aug 25th 2007 by Tea~

47. Hey J from TO from Canada.

Shut the F up, eh?

Posted at 3:14PM on Aug 25th 2007 by love canada and canadians --- but hate you

48. My son in law was cited for a DUI ........... he reported to jail .... after 10 minutes .. he was told to go home ........ over crowding. He wasn't even booked.
I'm so glad drunk driving is against the law ..... wonder if they will ever enforce it?

Posted at 3:20PM on Aug 25th 2007 by Pacpat

49. In 82 min???
have sex...

Posted at 3:17PM on Aug 25th 2007 by Cereton

50.
Does a hell of a lot of good to have laws that are not inforced. Just get a DUI in Texas and see what happens.
#15 There was no 23 days. Checking in at 11:30 PM should not count as a day, and checking out at 1:15 AM should not count as a day. Don't feel sorry for her. None of the richies have paid yet, but they will, with their life!

Posted at 3:22PM on Aug 25th 2007 by rascal

51.
To # 42 - " hh "
You need to educate yourself before posting about America and the way she handles things.
One State does not make up the entire country and each State has their own laws.
Also a jail sentence in any State in the USA is not the gage one would use overall on how America is run lol.
Sorry you were locked up in your own country for "peaceful protesting". That should be a ticket and an appearance to justify your um peace.

Posted at 3:27PM on Aug 25th 2007 by Karl

52. I wish the media would stop covering Nicole Richie. And quit calling her a socialite. Walking around with Jackie Onassis sunglasses doesn't make you a socialite. To me, she's an unemployed criminal who might endanger the lives of the people of Los Angeles yet again. I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth. I feel very sorry for that baby!!

I grew up here, but I do not feel safe driving in LA at all. One of these Hollywood idiots could run me over, even kill me, and because I am not famous nobody would give a schitt.

Posted at 3:52PM on Aug 25th 2007 by Anonymous

53. In 82 minutes, she can do an encore episode of "Simple Life", showing her sitting on the toilet, demonstrating proper removal of dingleberries.

Posted at 3:52PM on Aug 25th 2007 by Tarawa

54. you can thank the 3 strike laws for the over crowding It was not meant for non violent offenders but it is being used, In jails many are there because of homelessness and or mental illness crimes, such a thief of food or trespassing ( sleeping in a park) they get lost in the system because they no money at all for lawyers and must wait in a long line for some dolt appointed to get them out. I don't pay any attention when I hear cries from the justice dept of over crowding, they do it to themselves.

Posted at 3:55PM on Aug 25th 2007 by Haily

55. In 82 Minutes I could get run down by a coked up celebrity, Taken to the hospital, Watch their trial and release from prison.

Posted at 4:30PM on Aug 25th 2007 by Terri

56. Nicole ritchie is just another useless, no talent ugly slut. What has she ever done? Hopefully her baby will be okay, it's a miracle if it is.

Posted at 4:41PM on Aug 25th 2007 by roberto

57. What is up with this crap? Why are these "tramps" allowed media coverage? They say we as a society are "celebrity" driven...it's only because this is shoved down our throats, these people have no talent, no brains...and they are probably released because they gave someone head....which is really how it works......It's too bad that TV and the ilk have gotten to the point where nothing is worthy and yet get this people, it's by design...keep us stupid.....I wish when I went to jail I only did 28 days....get a life....that isn't even real time.....

Posted at 8:03PM on Aug 25th 2007 by mamakong

58. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS QUESTION! I MADE THE FIRST VIDEO BLOG DEFENDING ALEC BALDWIN IN 5 MINUTES AND YOU CAN WATCH IT IN 5 MINUTES. IT YAHOOS--HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, RESPECTFULLY, ALEC BALDWIN, AND IT IS A Tv GUIDE VIDEO BLOG.IT TAKES MORE GUTS TO DEFEND ALEC THAN BE NICOLE RITCHIE-- OR GO TO JAIL,OR BE PARIS HILTON'S BEST FRIEND. IT PRESENTLY DOESN'T GOOGLE, DID KIM BUY GOOGLE? YAHOO IT!
PASS IT AROUND THE OFFICE IF YOU LIKE 30 ROCK, ALEC, OR TINA FEY.GIVE A FLYIN DURN' WATCH MY VIDEO!

Posted at 5:28PM on Aug 25th 2007 by Positive Dona

59. POST 53 WAS FUNNY. GUYS GO ON THE OTHER TMZ NICHOLE STORY TO BE SERIOUS. THIS BLOG IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY--LIKE WHAT YOU COULD DO IN 83 MINUTES. EAT 12 CUPCAKES WITH KATIE HOLMES! AND STILL HAVE TIME FOR BOY TALK!

Posted at 5:37PM on Aug 25th 2007 by Positive Dona

60. In 82 minutes Nicole can (and often has):

- smoke five vials of crack

- drink two bottles of syrup of ipecac and throw up that Nobu sushi and imported chocolate that's $18 a piece.

- invite people to a party where you inform them that must be under 100 lbs. to be admitted

- do a segment in a whorey reality show where you make fun of how most of the people in this country have to live.

- wear ugly bug glases while having a pedicure by someone you refuse to speak to because they have to work for a living, and working for a living is so tacky!

- go on Tyra Banks and whine how you never wanted any media attention and have been stalked by photographers. Everyone is so mean! But drat -- secretly you regret having called photographers to make sure they photographed you at every turn while you were doing stupid things!

- drive a Mercedes SVU the wrong way on a freeway, then pull the car to a complete stop in the middle of the road after downing a bottle of Vicadon

screw some guy that you don't care about and get pregnant with this kid. Oh, the horror! You're so upset about that sudden, untimely weight gain!

- shoot smack then get arrested -- details here: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1211062richie1.html

Posted at 5:46PM on Aug 25th 2007 by Nicole_is_a_class_act