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Celebrity Justice
Things One Can Do in 82 Minutes

Posted Aug 25th 2007 9:55AM by TMZ Staff

After Nicole Richie's short jail stint on Thursday (if you can even call it that), we got to thinking -- what could one do in 82 minutes or less?

Here's our list. Post yours in comments!

-Listen to the Lionel Richie album "Dancing on the Ceiling": 47 minutes

-Watch the DVD of "Cops: Bad Girls": 50 minutes

-Check out Lindsay Lohan in "I Know Who Killed Me": Yes, it's 104 minutes, but who can sit through the whole thing?



-Successively microwave 10 Stouffer's Country Fried Beef Steaks: 8 minutes each

-Enjoy "Pocahontas" with your children: 81 minutes

-Perform a laparoscopic appendectomy: 60 minutes

-Eat 66 Nathan's hot dogs: 12 minutes (Joey Chestnut only)

-Blink 9,840 times: 82 minutes

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76. They found room for Paris for 23 days, why not Nicole for one?

Posted at 8:48PM on Aug 26th 2007 by Not Surprised

77. I live in Los Angeles County and all I can say is, I'm sick...just sick

Posted at 8:51PM on Aug 26th 2007 by InMyHumbleOpinion

78. Nicole is adopted. Who are her biological parents? Are they African-American, since Nicole was raised by L. Ritchie, is she African-American?

Posted at 9:18PM on Aug 26th 2007 by Victoria

79. Just cant understand how she's pregnant and only did 82 minutes and Foxy Brown threw a phone and now is in jail for 3 weeks pregnant. . . .

Posted at 9:12PM on Aug 26th 2007 by BabyGirl

80. In 82 minutes I could watch almost three episodes of Spongebob Squarepants - - who, by the way, is smarter than Nicole. And more moral. And more real. Yeah, I know he's a cartoon. He's still more real.

Posted at 11:15PM on Aug 26th 2007 by Boston Legal

81. In 82 minitues I could smoke a joint, take some vicadine, drive on the oppistise side of the street and get sentenced to 4 years in jail. NO FAIR THIS HEFFER only has to do 82 minitues

Posted at 11:36PM on Aug 26th 2007 by qtmommy

82. 84. Nicole is adopted. Who are her biological parents? Are they African-American, since Nicole was raised by L. Ritchie, is she African-American?

Posted at 9:18PM on Aug 26th 2007 by Victoria

Nicole Richie's biological Aunt is the one and only Sheila E. (Escovedo) who toured with Prince and Ringo Star playing percussion and singing. On the offical Sheila E. web site you can read her family heritage.

Posted at 12:46AM on Aug 27th 2007 by Grace E.

83. Thanks Nicole and Co. More reason for the terrorists to hate us...

Posted at 1:33AM on Aug 27th 2007 by TheTruth

84. Nicole spent more time to create the baby that she is carrying.What is wrong with the LAPD. What a Mockery of the System...........82 min.

Posted at 11:32AM on Aug 27th 2007 by Toni

85. I can hurry up and call Vic and give him your lawyers number so he doesn't do any time.

Posted at 8:36PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Queenbee

86. I Could Go To The Market Pick Up Some Milk And A Carrot Cake

Then Go Recycle My Cans And Go Buy Myself A 40Oz And A 64Oz Coke

Then Heat Up Some Leftover Food And Eat While Watching Tyra Banks

Annoying Ass On Her Talk Show And On Good For Noting Top Model Show

Posted at 3:07PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Adrian

87. GET IT RIGHT TONY IT WAS NOT LAPD ~ IT WAS GLENDALE POLICE WHO ARRESTED HER & THE LA COUNTY SHERIFFS HANDLES THE JAIL SYSTEM NOT LAPD....

Posted at 8:47PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Queenbee

88. Nicole, look FANTASTIC. Now, she look so much healthier....she should be 4 months pregnant all the time!

Posted at 11:10PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Kasey

89. i have tons of friends who have gotten DUIs
they go to jail over night and are free after that

it's not a big deal anymore, sadly

Posted at 5:41AM on Sep 19th 2007 by april

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