Britney in the Fluff and Fold

Screwball lipsyncher Britney Spears used to be known for lookin' hot and breakin' hearts -- now it's a miracle when she doesn't look like she's on her way to Crazytown. Gotta get my groove back, y'all!

The starry-eyed, re-weaved, re-blonded popwreck was seen yesterday at a Beverly Hills hair and nail salon -- wearing a white gauze teddy, new Marcia Brady extensions and shellackish spray tan -- accompanied once again by choreographer R.J. Durrell. The two-step is the way to a mother's heart!

While rumors swirl about a possible MTV VMA performance, Brit-Brit appears to be trying to repair her busted image. Krazy Glue, here she comes!



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1. Wacko Skank

Posted at 11:49AM on Aug 27th 2007 by fridgeee

2. I think she has a great body!! Even when she had the baby weight! Britney, keep living your life the way YOU want to. I love you girl and always will!!!!

People who hate her, stop reading stuff on her....

Posted at 11:52AM on Aug 27th 2007 by SAGRLVBR

3. I love the fact that she JUST stepped out of the salon and HER hair is popping out of the wig/weave/fake hair. Great advertising for the hair salon....NOT!!! What a MESS!!!!!

Posted at 11:55AM on Aug 27th 2007 by Britney's Gonna Lose Her Children :-)

4. I TURN 30 TOMORROW Y'ALL.

WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Posted at 11:53AM on Aug 27th 2007 by Casa Blanca

5. What can I say - Brit is the hottest of them all.

Posted at 11:54AM on Aug 27th 2007 by speeed

6. Holy crap she is HUGE! She makes Brooke Hogan look petite.

Posted at 11:55AM on Aug 27th 2007 by me

7. Shame on you TMZ. I think you should stop making fun of her appearance. I think she looks great in the picture. Maybe she is trying to get back to her old self. The criticism from websites like yours are not helping her build up her sell esteem. I check your site daily for "the news" but I wish you would lay off Britney a bit and give her space to find out who she really is. Post pictures, but make more positive comments.

Posted at 11:57AM on Aug 27th 2007 by Kyme

8. She smells like vicodin & vodka.....

Posted at 11:57AM on Aug 27th 2007 by FlBiker

9. What he HELL is she wearing???? Cover up, dammit. Blech!

Posted at 11:58AM on Aug 27th 2007 by really_rosie

10. I love this girl!!!!!! She has it ALL goin' on. I'm going to send her a copy of our single when it comes out!!!!!
Spener Pratt, Spencer Pratt, Spencer Pratt, Spencer Pratt, Spencer Pratt, Spencer Pratt
Don't forget that name cause one day your going to see my name in lights!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:58AM on Aug 27th 2007 by Dellor Kcir

11. Britney's Gonna Lose Her Children - are you daft? hair popping out? There is a guy standing BEHIND her. Ugh...

They should administer an IQ test before people can post on TMZ.

Posted at 11:59AM on Aug 27th 2007 by Just G

12. All of the SALONS (a.k.a. rehab) (wink) on the planet could not help this mess!!!

Posted at 2:40PM on Aug 27th 2007 by CharlieTheVoice

13. #5 if you look closely, there is someone behind her, that is why you see the hair sticking up from the back. I think she looks great & she is trying.

Posted at 12:00PM on Aug 27th 2007 by amazed

14. Classy! Whats funny is how much money she pays to ook so trashy. Oh and thats not her hair poppin out of her wig, its some guy w/ spikey hair behind her.

Posted at 12:03PM on Aug 27th 2007 by moon_goddess

15. the fact that anyone has anything positive to comment about her is truly remarkable. She looks HUGE and disgusting as usual...nothing new here....same old, same old. Any fans must have extremely low IQ, just like her...

Posted at 12:06PM on Aug 27th 2007 by just my opinion

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