Britney in the Fluff and Fold

8/27/2007 12:26 PM PDT
Screwball lipsyncher Britney Spears used to be known for lookin' hot and breakin' hearts -- now it's a miracle when she doesn't look like she's on her way to Crazytown. Gotta get my groove back, y'all!

The starry-eyed, re-weaved, re-blonded popwreck was seen yesterday at a Beverly Hills hair and nail salon -- wearing a white gauze teddy, new Marcia Brady extensions and shellackish spray tan -- accompanied once again by choreographer R.J. Durrell. The two-step is the way to a mother's heart!

While rumors swirl about a possible MTV VMA performance, Brit-Brit appears to be trying to repair her busted image. Krazy Glue, here she comes!