Britney in the Fluff and Fold

Screwball lipsyncher Britney Spears used to be known for lookin' hot and breakin' hearts -- now it's a miracle when she doesn't look like she's on her way to Crazytown. Gotta get my groove back, y'all!

The starry-eyed, re-weaved, re-blonded popwreck was seen yesterday at a Beverly Hills hair and nail salon -- wearing a white gauze teddy, new Marcia Brady extensions and shellackish spray tan -- accompanied once again by choreographer R.J. Durrell. The two-step is the way to a mother's heart!

While rumors swirl about a possible MTV VMA performance, Brit-Brit appears to be trying to repair her busted image. Krazy Glue, here she comes!



Tags: Britney Spears, BritneySpears, Krazy Glue, KrazyGlue, R.J. Durrell, R.j.Durrell

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31. Who cares who she dates?....And she isnt fat or even close to it, she is healthy! And that is a person behind her with a spike do

Posted at 12:58PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Miss Myers

32. TMZ y'all go too far with you're jokes. Its sad how you guys get pleasure out of making fun of Britney. Y'all are just determined to bring her down, aren't you?


Sad and Pathetic.

Posted at 1:02PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Mary Beth

33. She used to be cute, but now she looks a little greasy and hard. Hope she gets it together for her children’s sake. What a waste!

Posted at 1:16PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Zig

34. Gross..I remember in '00 she stated,..." I would never date a guy in his late 20's or older".... Well now I don't think a guy in that age bracket would touch that "Nut & Slut."

Posted at 1:15PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Tarawa

35. disgusting smelly tramp, belongs out with the garbage...try working on finally getting some talent, you definitely owe young girls who bought your trash to turn out something worthwhile...children aren't able to be discriminating, lack the experience of who/what is talent...wise up! you wealthy classless street-walker.

Posted at 1:21PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Joe

36. There's no coming back from being down this low. She has real head trouble and needs to really be seen by the best docs. She is a very selfish girl. The amount of money this girl has is disgusting and grossly unworthy. Still, can't seem to keep a guy. Goes to show!!!

Posted at 1:32PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Alex

37. The weave is an improvement, but damn if she doesn't need to invest in a stylist. She just looks trashy.

Posted at 2:17PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Debra

38. Is there no one in Hollywood who can teach this child how to dress properly?

Posted at 2:03PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Filamore

39. # 5 post; I thought the same thing, but if you look closer at the pic, that is someone walking behind her, and its the very top of their hair that we see.

Posted at 4:00PM on Aug 27th 2007 by shadow\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

40. God she is so gross, nothing sexy about that trashy skank.

Posted at 4:58PM on Aug 27th 2007 by teri

41. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

BABY GURL.. YOUR STAR TIME IS OVER.. LOSER Y'ALL!!

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Posted at 5:01PM on Aug 27th 2007 by PJ

42. This train wreck needs to grow up and start acting AND DRESSING like an adult with children!

Posted at 7:56AM on Aug 28th 2007 by Savannah

43. Once again, those whom have negative comments have not learned much from life. Britney is and always will be special to public. Look you all watch her every move and cannot make a positive comment. Well here's to Brit ~ You have and always will be special and there are people like me out there whom have faith in who you are and what you do (Mommy & Entertainer) and do it like no other! We are all humans just some are ignorant. Keep doing what you do best and forget the rest (of this stupid stuff). You Rock and the public adore you!

Posted at 10:17AM on Aug 28th 2007 by Rhonda

44. Brit is a mess and needs to have her kids taken away. No mother feeds her kids junk food, out all night and no maternal supervision. Too bad she made the choices in life to make her the laughing stock of Hollywood. Are you happy Lynne Spears..your daughter is in a living hell.

Posted at 10:10AM on Aug 29th 2007 by big momma

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