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Gummi Turned Away -- Again

The Gummi Bear is not quite well, but party he must, so he rang Paris' bell.
I'm sorry, dear Bear, you've got staph! Go away! Be gone! Until you are well!

Gummi Bear
No, it's not a bedtime story for wee rich kids, it's just the oozing life of Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, who was allegedly turned away from a party at Paris Hilton's beach pad this weekend because of his horrifying staph infection. The angry bear was then seen a few doors down at the LG house, where he was madly texting Paris, upset that he was banned. Do not anger the bear!

Reports say that Paris had some guests who were pregnant, and didn't want the infected bear around. Well, there's a handy excuse! Paris Hilton, smarter than the average bear.



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16. Here's a new diet fad...everytime you get hungry look at pictures of Gummi. You're guaranteed to never eat again!

Posted at 11:29AM on Aug 27th 2007 by Monkeycox

17. he needs to recover from this ,, "infections" before spreading himself all over the place,, eww,, go get some help gooewy bear!
hehe

Posted at 11:29AM on Aug 27th 2007 by jennzz

18. Paris had a party with pregnant women in attendance? Nicole perhaps?

Do these girls do anything other than PARTY? Damn.

Posted at 11:30AM on Aug 27th 2007 by Dawn Day

19. What is wrong with his teeth?

Posted at 11:34AM on Aug 27th 2007 by billy jo bob

20. Truly this man is one of the ugliest people in the world.

Posted at 11:40AM on Aug 27th 2007 by Take off, eh

21. harvey: if te judges in lalaland are going to continue to hand out these stupid jail
sentences they should be removed from the bench. it takes the cops more time to do all
the paperwork then the celebs spend going to the "central hotel". yet some never even
get to spend any time behind bars.no wonder noby takes the criminal justice seriouly
in lalaland.

the sheriff who runs the jails is making himxself into a different type of celeb. he's
more of a "legal" starworshiper" than a law enforcement person. he also needs to
find a new job. after his part in the paris hilton show,he's now using the "we're over
booked" so he won't get called on the carpet by judges. it's time to send the
message that if found guilty you will do serve jail time no matter who you think you are.

let me also say for the record,the lalaland media are just as guilty. they turn evvery
celeb arrest into a circus and talk for days about the incident. there's a hellava lotmore real news out there,like poverty,hiv,and education that should be in the news. but who has time for all that when lohan gets arrested.

Posted at 11:39AM on Aug 27th 2007 by newshound

22. HE TEETH ARE LIKE THAT BECAUSE HE IS SMOKING CRACK.


THE CRACK PIPE WILL DO THAT.

THE TRUTH WILL COME OUT.

Posted at 11:40AM on Aug 27th 2007 by big joe

23. Ladies:

How would you like to have sex with THAT? Everbody together now say EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Posted at 11:43AM on Aug 27th 2007 by LAWOMAN

24. I love the Gummi. My questio to paris would be " are not your pregnant friends concerned about your herpes infecting them? " that would shut that Bible Thumping ( LOL) tramp up/

Posted at 11:45AM on Aug 27th 2007 by germane jackcough

25. Eww what is in his teeth?!! I am gonna be sick........

Posted at 11:47AM on Aug 27th 2007 by Erika

26. Who is this anyway...why should I care about him?

Posted at 11:54AM on Aug 27th 2007 by mm

27. Why do you keep covering this idiot? So he has money, big whoop. He's gross. Please stop telling us about him. Raise your hand, does anyone care? I thought not. I too would rather not sign on here first thing in the morning and see that face. Ugh. I'm beggin' stop promoting him. I skip over him anyway which is easy to do on here, I'm sure not in person.

Posted at 12:01PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Tiny Dancer

28. He is a fat toad

Posted at 1:58PM on Aug 27th 2007 by SoCal

29. Good god! What is that thing? Quick, someone kill it with fire!

Posted at 12:19PM on Aug 27th 2007 by badafuco

30. Yawn.

Anyone else tired of this bloated sack of protoplasm?

Come on, TMZ. Stop wasting space covering this nobody.

And what a flattering photo that is. Does he often dine on pork and beans? He either needs a dentist or some toothpaste.



Posted at 12:19PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Dr. Quest

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