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Gummi Turned Away -- Again

The Gummi Bear is not quite well, but party he must, so he rang Paris' bell.
I'm sorry, dear Bear, you've got staph! Go away! Be gone! Until you are well!

Gummi Bear
No, it's not a bedtime story for wee rich kids, it's just the oozing life of Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, who was allegedly turned away from a party at Paris Hilton's beach pad this weekend because of his horrifying staph infection. The angry bear was then seen a few doors down at the LG house, where he was madly texting Paris, upset that he was banned. Do not anger the bear!

Reports say that Paris had some guests who were pregnant, and didn't want the infected bear around. Well, there's a handy excuse! Paris Hilton, smarter than the average bear.



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31. You can tell that no one ever told this guy what to do as a kid! He obviously never was denied dessert or told to brush his teeth before bed!

Posted at 12:39PM on Aug 27th 2007 by boo

32. Nasty teeth!!!!! He needs to quit trying to get into club and start trying to get into a dentist's chair. Afterwards, he needs to go into rehab for his eating disrorder.

Posted at 12:51PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Snarksnarksnark

33. One word for the big shot... veneers... spend some of your duckets on some teeth

Posted at 1:08PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Avamp1

34. Shouldn't this guy be the next one for and INTERVENTION and rehab/stomach stapling surgery etc.
He looks like death waiting to happen. A staph infection doesn't rot your teeth does it? I knew someone that had a staph infection in an ingrown toenail and 2 weeks of antibiotics and it was cured....this has been going on a long time.
WOW Does this kid have a Father or Mother?
I know that he is a Davis..but where are the parents??

Posted at 1:39PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Curious in Connecticut

35. Gross! I wouldn't want his fat infected ass at my house either. This picture of him is classic. He appears to have some built up funk between his two front teeth. Nasty individual all the way around.

Posted at 1:48PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Heather

36. I thought people that smoke crack loose weight? Maybe that's the problem, he's eating it rather than smoking it!

Posted at 1:50PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Pam

37. Gummi, if you are listening. I LOVE YOU

Posted at 2:27PM on Aug 27th 2007 by germane jackcough

38. You know this guy looks like he has or has had herpes zoster rather than a staph infection which may account for the pregnant women not wanting him around...both are very dangerous in pregnancy...but the sort of deep indentations on his forehead could be scarring and then he may have some active areas also...in any case he looks unkempt and slovenly and in need of some attention from someone. If his family is supposedly so rich why arent they caring for him like a loving family would do?

Posted at 2:33PM on Aug 27th 2007 by hollyberrie

39. Look at the pic and look at this MethMouth pic. You'd think he'd be losing weight! http://www.mappsd.org/MM168---rot.jpg

Posted at 2:39PM on Aug 27th 2007 by ExclusiveGuy

40. Ewww...a little peridontal disease perhaps - looks like Gummi has inflamed gums! Dental floss, Gummi, Dental Floss - it even comes in flavors! Nothing nastier than last night's Fourthmeal remnants stuck between your two front teeth.

Posted at 4:42PM on Aug 27th 2007 by MissVee

41. DISGUSTING>>>...

Posted at 7:36PM on Aug 27th 2007 by you guys suck

42. #13 ROTFLMAOFFF!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:04PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Who cares

43. Why can't these supposedly wealthy people get their teeth fixed, get their skin cleaned up, and get some liposuction ?? What is the world coming too ?? And do these people have jobs besides texting and hanging out in clubs ??

Posted at 8:25PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Juicy Couture

44. For someone who is quite rich, could have any dentist he wanted, in fact, a set of teeth for every day of the week, his mouth is ecky! Doesn't he ever brush or floss? How could anyone get near him? With what he gets per month, we could feed an entire tribe in Dufar!!!!

Posted at 8:56PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Elllie Harris

45. Dear Gum,

Concerned about my favourite bear. That drug you are on Linezolid, Excellent for what you have but few things to watch –

• Your blood pressure
• Avoid cheese
• Avoid soy sauce
• Avoid any dried meats

All these foods contain tyramine, it's also in alcohol but you know about that. It can cause a severe reaction to the drug you are on. Headaches, irregular heartbeats, chest pain, you’ll think you are having a heart attack. This reaction can kill a bear.

Love the drug but its usually given IV in hospital, so food intake is controlled.

Just a heads up, when you finish the medication your poor GI tract will be shot. Antibiotics kill off ALL bacteria. We have good bacteria and bad bacteria in our intestines. It’s a jungle in there! Antibiotic’s aren’t selective they kill the lot.

Linezolid is one of the big guns in AB world so you’ll need to fix the balance and increase the good bacteria. You can end up with stomach acid problems and will be stuck on proton pump inhibitors forever. The acid levels in your GI tract effect everything. It increases the risk of arthritic pain and highly increases the risk of developing coronary disease.

So you need to ingest pre and pro biotic’s. Ironically one of the best prebiotics is Guar Gum. Novaritis makes a great supplement. Failing that, oats are a great source.

Then start eating old fashioned NATURAL yoghurt. The lactobacillus in that will put the good guys back. The prebiotic is needed to correct the pH acid level in your intestines so the good guys can breed. Just taking a probiotic into a stomach after ABs would kill them off. It’s a war in there.

Take care.

Posted at 10:08PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Want happy healthy bears

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