Train Wrecks
Miss Teen USA Hopeful -- Say What?!

Everyone has their blonde moments, but babbly Miss Teen South Carolina had hers during a nationally televised beauty pageant. Um, duh.


Though the question wasn't exactly difficult: "Why can't 1/5th of Americans locate America on a map?" -- Lauren Caitlin Upton gave an answer that couldn't have made less sense if she were speaking in ancient Selonian ... in fact, maybe she was!

Surprise. Upton didn't win. Watch the teen train wreck attempt to speak.



Tags: lauren caitlin upton, LaurenCaitlinUpton, miss teen usa, MissTeenUsa

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136. If this wasn't so pathetic it would be hysterical. I would have loved to have been in the audience to see/feel the reaction. How could anyone have kept a straight face after hearing that? Is that girl completely uneducated or just not good at on-the-spot thinking? Whatever her problem she needs help asap. That was excrutiating to sit through. Imagine her parents' dismay, assuming of course that they knew something was wrong.

Posted at 3:29PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Alexis

137. Dumb as a brick, and I don't say that about too many people. I can only imagine the rest of the world laughing their asses off. Parents, stop buying Gucci, Prada and I pods for your kids, and start buying them some damn books. I've even seen street surveys were teens didn't know who the first president was. There is something wrong with the things parents are teaching their kids is valuable. I would rather be average looking with a kick ass brain, than made up like a Barbie doll, and dumb as a brick. There is only so much you can do with a brick.

Posted at 8:07PM on Aug 28th 2007 by janedoe

138. She seemed very nervous and she's young. It was all going along fine but then it appeared she was nervous and probably blacked out on the beginning of the question.
These days in the media it's not about giving someone a break or a step up, it's about making fun of them. It's another reason I got out of broadcasting.

Posted at 5:10PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Nuala

139. AWWW, GIVE THE POOR GIRL A BREAK, MAYBE SHE JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A MAP WAS!

Posted at 6:51PM on Aug 28th 2007 by lulu

140. she was prepared to say that it was a backup answer I think all of them might have one if they can't answer a question and its supose to be sappy.

Posted at 1:47PM on Aug 30th 2007 by Paul

141. I can't wait for the toast at her wedding.......when she marries her cousin!

Posted at 5:47PM on Aug 28th 2007 by sally

142. This girl needs to go into the porn industry immediately.

As long as Rand McNally isn't hiring.

Posted at 6:11PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Ron Jeremy

143. Oh my Gosh! I feel bad for her...Ok nerves is only a small part of it. When most people get nervous they say umm alot or just pause. It was a hard question and it was difficult to create an answer that way beauty pagent worthy. I am mean she tried to do what her coach told her...talk about africa and south american and how we should be involved and world peace... How exactly do you play up the role of the united states in the world when you are asked a question where the only straight forward answer is that our education system is failing our students.
Also to those who say that they must be blind or not a real american... I tell you that like it or not we are all immigrants to this nation and some people are just proud of their heritage while others would rather disregard it. This does not make them less intelligent. Those people who are blind or have other disabilities does not make them stupid or ignorent like some of you! People with disabilities are sometimes more educated and knowledgable then those with all their senses. Don't make fun of her ignorance by showcasing yours....unless that is your intentions. Not to say that I am any better I am a product of the american education system and see how poorly I speak.... At least I have a few moments to think and I don't have hot lights and tv cameras pointing at me.
And for the Bush loving guy I remind you that places like south caroline are mostly republican so stop blaming the situation on Democrats. Come on Bush is probably the last person you want to be associated with after a situation like this. He has made more blunders while speaking than this poor girl! At Least she is not trying make decisions to run the nation!
Also she is young... For all those idiots that keep asking where she graduated from the answer is ....She didn't! She is a TEENAGER! Which means she is still in high school.

Having said all this It was funny though:) But You shouldn't judge her by one question what if the world judged you by a 5 second response to an odd question how would you fare?

Posted at 8:29PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Sugalover

144.

Can someone please tell me wtf SOUTH AFRICA has to do with this question????
....such as.....

Posted at 10:07PM on Aug 28th 2007 by aliza

145. People, people this gal could have recited the KLINGON dictionary and it WOULDN'T hurt her! Read my lips: SHES-SMOKIN'-HOT!

Posted at 2:08AM on Aug 29th 2007 by Sir Patty

146. Ummm, I think that I actually saw that show...Ummm, no wait I know I did see it....LMAO...When I saw this chick give a stupid a** answer like that me and my friends uhhhh busted out laughing, Ummmm, I think we did, yeah we did...LOL...This chick did not know what she was talking about, she should of keeped smiling into the camera and not speak at all...Ummm, that would of been so much better then the stupid answer she was giving the judges...Her parents must be very proud of her, hey at least she can say i was on national tv, how many of us smart people can say that??? These days people dont care wether they make a jackass out of themselfes or not on tv....But she can look at her friends and say hey I was on national tv and your not....YOU GO GIRL!!! When I grow up i want to be a blond too...LOL...NOT

Posted at 6:00PM on Aug 29th 2007 by Carmen

147. Congratulations Miss Teen South Carolina! You are smarter than anyone else on that stage, you have become famous. Laugh at the situation, and start counting all the offers that start pouring in!! Move over Jessica Simpson!!

Posted at 1:35PM on Aug 29th 2007 by MissUbiquitous

148. Come on guys. Give the poor girl a break. You try speaking in front of millions of people on live TV. No, I didn't understand her answer, but hey, she did get third runner-up. Obviously the judges seen something in her to give her third. I certalinly couldn't get in front of all those people and answer any question without choking and neither can any of you.

Posted at 3:21PM on Aug 29th 2007 by PAJ

149. Guy...!!! you've been very offending for this naive girl, Miss teen USA. As a matter of fact, she is smart girl, cause when she got asked the question, she implied in her answer that she is among the 20% who doesn't not locate the USA. I guess if they digged more, they would have figured that she has no clue she is a citizen of which country.

Posted at 6:46PM on Aug 29th 2007 by Zac

150. Do u think she was only stumbling before Mario Lopez, she got a crush on him.

Posted at 6:50PM on Aug 29th 2007 by Zac

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