Train Wrecks
Miss Teen USA Hopeful -- Say What?!

Everyone has their blonde moments, but babbly Miss Teen South Carolina had hers during a nationally televised beauty pageant. Um, duh.


Though the question wasn't exactly difficult: "Why can't 1/5th of Americans locate America on a map?" -- Lauren Caitlin Upton gave an answer that couldn't have made less sense if she were speaking in ancient Selonian ... in fact, maybe she was!

Surprise. Upton didn't win. Watch the teen train wreck attempt to speak.



Tags: lauren caitlin upton, LaurenCaitlinUpton, miss teen usa, MissTeenUsa

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31. I personally believe that this person should be forced to stay in school for another 15 years.
Maybe she was labotomized?

Posted at 1:04PM on Aug 27th 2007 by heidi

32. How embarassing! I am ashamed to say I live in South Carolina. What a great way to represent!

Posted at 1:07PM on Aug 27th 2007 by boredatwork

33. talk about a dumb bunny! she is EXACTLY why a good looking girl has to have more than just her looks going for her...i'd get bored with this babe real quick on a date, and she's pretty, not pretty enough man, for what might comes outta that mouth, totally embarrassing...first guy that looks at her, i'd tell him to take her!

Posted at 1:07PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Joe

34. What trailer park did she graduate from?

Posted at 1:09PM on Aug 27th 2007 by castra regina

35. She actually sounds very smart for a southener.
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I bet the call her "college girl"

Posted at 4:02PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Agnacious

36. It doesn't matter. Her looks will take her far. Her daddy takes care of her every need now and her future rich husband will take care of her from the time she graduates from beauty school. Pretty girls have it made. Always have, always will. Especially in America.

Posted at 1:16PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Mary Manson

37. This is effing so hilarious,Good Lord! what was she on, rogain?

Posted at 1:18PM on Aug 27th 2007 by empress

38. OK Hater... I think illegal aliens can locate US on a map since they somehow got here ! And the girl representing sure doesn’t look blind or illegal..

Posted at 1:19PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Michelle

39. I bet she watches FOX News and can't wait to be offered a seat next to Elizabeth Hasselbeck
on The View! Weeeeee! And haters, don't get me on the spelling of LIzzie's name because I just don't care about the bitch.

Posted at 1:19PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Judge and the Jury

40. This is the face of today's modern liberal Democrat. Typical indoctrinated children who don't know how to find North America on a map but will scream and yell at you til they are blue in the face that George Bush is a liar and that all republicans are not to be trusted. And then she came in 4th place. Hillary Clinton must be so proud of our government run education system. My name says it all.

Posted at 1:20PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Democrats are evil

41. Paris could have came up with a better answer.

Posted at 1:19PM on Aug 27th 2007 by tnchick31

42. She'll be fine, Hugh Hefner will welcome her with open arms and big bottle of viagra!!!!!!

I don't think whatever school district she's in, should boast about her and If I was a taxpayer in her district I'd dare them to try to put a levy on the ballot!!

Posted at 1:29PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Uh Duh!!!!!!

43. #40. Michelle. Thank you for saying that. I agree with you.

It makes laugh to watch this since most Americans think that the world revolves around them Hahaha. And I don't live in the US.

Posted at 1:28PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Me

44. We all know 1/5 of all Americans can't locate America on a map because schools simply don't teach basic geography anymore. However, it looks like schools in South Carolina don't teach much of anything, except maybe how to look pretty enough to enter "beauty" pageants. I guess in SC that's the accepted way to get through life! Get a clue, girl!

Posted at 1:29PM on Aug 27th 2007 by video junkette

45. I fruckled her brains out.... I showed her some southern hospitality like no other.. well, Carolina has to change their high school equiv testing.. they lower the state standards tremendously just so they can get state wide funding - I would say about 30% even with cognitive disabled testing tests that's all they do.. just so they can get more funding - for what? Than when they take the National tests only about 1% pass.. go figure. Hey morons who do testing.. you better implement a nationwide only testing curriculum (not sure why there isn't one) but you better do it quick... LOSERS

Posted at 1:31PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Doug

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