Train Wrecks
Miss Teen USA Hopeful -- Say What?!

Everyone has their blonde moments, but babbly Miss Teen South Carolina had hers during a nationally televised beauty pageant. Um, duh.


Though the question wasn't exactly difficult: "Why can't 1/5th of Americans locate America on a map?" -- Lauren Caitlin Upton gave an answer that couldn't have made less sense if she were speaking in ancient Selonian ... in fact, maybe she was!

Surprise. Upton didn't win. Watch the teen train wreck attempt to speak.



Tags: lauren caitlin upton, LaurenCaitlinUpton, miss teen usa, MissTeenUsa

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61. Lauren Caitlin; " There's another Carolina north of South Carolina?"

Posted at 1:58PM on Aug 27th 2007 by castra regina

62. In Papua New Guinea AIDS victoms are being buried ALIVE by family members who do not want to catch the desease by living with the AIDs infected family members. The New Guinea AIDs victoms are sreaming MOMMY Mommy will being buried alive. see FOX NEWS world report

Posted at 2:08PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Grace E.

63. i don't know where to begin. HIGH-larious and sad. My 16-year old can give a better off-the-cuff answer than that. nervous or not, that girl needs to get a better education. "the iraq"? oh, well, such is life. you're right, hugh and his team of bunnies will swallow her up in a heartbeat!

Posted at 2:15PM on Aug 27th 2007 by pattypooh

64. Oh man, and the sad thing is they have interview competitions BEFORE the televised pageant even begins... how on Earth did this girl get through the preliminary rounds???

Posted at 2:18PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Vana

65. I am so ashamed to be from South Carolina. Forgive her for she knows not what she "says"!!

Posted at 2:34PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Kelly

66. Isn't it supposed to be 'it's what is on the inside' that counts? Wait, scratch that.

Posted at 2:27PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Judge and the Jury

67. Miss Teen South Carolina is as dumb as dirt. Never mind pageants, she needs to go back to 3rd grade. What a complete moron.

Posted at 2:27PM on Aug 27th 2007 by lulu

68. Introducing Miss July 2010. It seems her choices are limited.

Posted at 2:31PM on Aug 27th 2007 by shadow\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s mom

69. HOW PROUD DO YOU THINK HER PARENTS ARE THIS MORNING?

YA, THATS WHAT I THOUGHT TOO.

I WOULD GIVE MY LEFT NUT TO SEE THERE EXPRESSIONS.

NOW THAT WOULD BE priceless.

Posted at 2:32PM on Aug 27th 2007 by PROUD PARENT

70. LIKE MAYBE HER HAIR DYE HAS LIKE YOU KNOW
LIKE DAMAGED HER BRAIN LIKE YOU KNOW
MAN THAT CHICK IS A BIMBO
WHAT A LAFF SHE IS DUMB AS A FRIGGIN ROCK

Posted at 2:32PM on Aug 27th 2007 by URADORK

71. What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Posted at 2:36PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Jeff

72. We found another relative of Jessica Simpson lol

Posted at 3:31PM on Aug 27th 2007 by memyselfandi

73. Living in South Carolina due to a job relocation, I can safely write that 35-50 y.o. versions of this gal are all over the place. The one thing I'm thankful for regarding my divorce is that my kids are with their mother in Iowa where the schools are much better than they are down here. They can live here during the summer months, but I'll be going up there to see them during the school year.

Posted at 2:46PM on Aug 27th 2007 by sam i am

74. wow. just wow.

Posted at 3:36PM on Aug 27th 2007 by maria

75. Hmmm. Strangely absent from these posts: racial epithets. Can't blame this one on black people! She's all ours and such as.

Posted at 2:54PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Like, you know

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