Train Wrecks
Miss Teen USA Hopeful -- Say What?!

Everyone has their blonde moments, but babbly Miss Teen South Carolina had hers during a nationally televised beauty pageant. Um, duh.


Though the question wasn't exactly difficult: "Why can't 1/5th of Americans locate America on a map?" -- Lauren Caitlin Upton gave an answer that couldn't have made less sense if she were speaking in ancient Selonian ... in fact, maybe she was!

Surprise. Upton didn't win. Watch the teen train wreck attempt to speak.



Tags: lauren caitlin upton, LaurenCaitlinUpton, miss teen usa, MissTeenUsa

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91. Del, I do agree that she was coached. It's obvious her answer was scripted. She just didn't apply the right answer to the right question, out of nerves. Talking on live television is scary even for those of us who are experienced. It's something I have never gotten used to, though I've done it frequently.

Posted at 4:06PM on Aug 27th 2007 by dttown

92. I am from South Carolina, married to a teacher, and father of a daughter in public school. I think this poor girl just lost it...and I am so sorry for her! I agree that we need to have a deeper knowledge of geography - just do not blame this instance of stage fright on the Palmetto State's education system - I think it is a greater issue for our entire country!

Posted at 4:12PM on Aug 27th 2007 by HWR

93. Caitlin Upton; "You mean to tell me there's a South America too, I want to move to that Brazil state."

Posted at 4:12PM on Aug 27th 2007 by morotai Sp

94. It blows me away how most Americans are completely clueless when it comes to geography and history (to name a few subjects). It makes it really difficult to have an intelligent conversation, that's fo shizzle, my fine dime brizzle .

Posted at 4:30PM on Aug 27th 2007 by TMZ Pervs

95. That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time...LMAO, LMAO,

Posted at 4:51PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Yatta

96. WHAT?!?!?! HA-HA-HA-HA, LOLOLOLOLOL That's okay child. Keep your mouth shut, and look pretty in the future.

Posted at 5:28PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Sista

97. DUMB STUPID BITCH!!!!

Posted at 5:06PM on Aug 27th 2007 by af001

98. SADLY- THIS GIRL'S ANSWER SPEAKS FOR THE QUALITY OF EDUCATION SHE RECEIVED IN THE UNITED STATES- WHERE ATHLETES AND CELEBRITIES AND CRIMINALS EARN MORE MONEY THAN TEACHERS OR DAY CARE WORKERS- PERHAPS WHEN WE ARE NEGOTIATING MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACTS FOR EDUCATORS INSTEAD OF FOR ATHLETES AND SUCH THEN THE EDUCATION SYSTEM MAY HEAL - SADLY OUR PRIORITIES ARE NOT RIGHT IN THIS COUNTRY THAT I STILL LOVE DESPITE ITS OBVIOUS FLAWS

Posted at 5:34PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Linda7565

99. This will go down as one of the most memorable moments in beauty pagent history. Hope it helps her career.

Posted at 8:50PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Alexa

100. And to think that currently her village is missing its idiot!!!

Posted at 5:49PM on Aug 27th 2007 by FP

101. Give her a break! Her question was extremely hard to adlib! She is being asked to give a
negative spin on 20% of the people watching her live. Think about it! She is being asked to give a reason why so many others are ignorant, on national TV!!! Any other good-natured person could have easily gotten just as tongue-tied!

Columbia, SC

Posted at 5:52PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Kip

102. That was so painful to watch. I actually covered my eyes!

Posted at 5:57PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Rachel

103. She's smart, she can handle things, not dumb like everybody says! The Fredo of the beauty pagent circuit!! lmaooooooooooo

Posted at 6:12PM on Aug 27th 2007 by times up

104. i know the answer! it's because 1/5 of "americans" are illegal. they think it is their country they are living in.

Posted at 7:12PM on Aug 27th 2007 by amanda

105. DAAAAAAHHMM!!

This is our nations' future. Her parents' money thus far has been well spent. I bet her car is real purrrtyy.

Posted at 7:31PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Joan

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