Paris Can't Dance

16. I Loooooove Paris, she has a video on younghollywood.com that is soo sexy. She's working on her class too.

Posted at 6:37PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Alesia

17. Paris knows how to party, she was doing the same thing on younghollywood.com

Posted at 6:37PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Alesia

18. With all the admiring gazes and stares she's been caught giving to her own reflection in mirrors, windows, cars, and no doubt shiny kitchen appliances; you'd think she'd realize that shifting your body to the left and right, and flopping one's arms about does not mean you are actually dancing.

Walruses have been known to be more graceful.

Posted at 6:06PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Take off, eh?

19. Its great to see how she is making such a positive impact on the world, like she vowed to do when she left jail. Getting tanked, listening to crappy music and looking like a fool is really doing a lot to help the orphans, I'm sure.

Posted at 6:49PM on Aug 27th 2007 by PB

20. To #17 - Eh: Thanks for the laughter -- that post is a gem. By the way, someone should tell Paris that "social drinkers" don't down shots of tequila. She was caught "in the act" at the Louis Carreon's "For the Love of Honey" show.

Posted at 7:35PM on Aug 27th 2007 by May

21. Is this supposed to be newsworthy?? Who cares if she can dance or not. Come on TMZ...get something in your column that is worth our time to read. Is this column supposed to just be about bimbos who party all the time? Aren't there any "true celebrities" that you can tell us a little something about? I'm tired of reading about these teeny-boppers and their drinking.

Posted at 7:45PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Betty

22. everyone knows this bitch has no rthym. she is so awkward and stiff.

Posted at 10:32PM on Aug 27th 2007 by jen

23. Paris is just swaying to the music, she is not trying to give a dance recital for crying out loud., give her a break.

The hatred some of you people have toward Paris for being 'priviledged' is unbelievable and borders on Insanity.

Posted at 10:54PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Anne

24. To Anne...

Interesting point. But there is no hatred here...just frustration and disrespect as a result of being force-fed Paris Hilton on a daily basis. Paris walks to the door of her car; Paris poses; Paris goes shopping; Paris poses. Now that is the definition of insanity. And you can't blame the general public for recognizing it for what it is...pure media hype. Most people could care less about her lifestyle.

Posted at 11:39PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Genna

25. I blame the band, Whitestarr sucks live and they make it very hard to dance along with.

Posted at 1:25AM on Aug 28th 2007 by poncho

26. Hey Alesia, isn't it past your bedtime, ya know, 6 pm. Isn't that when all the toddlers go to bed. When you are old enough to comprehend the enormity of crap from the skank known as Parisite, then you might wake up and go "Duh, she sure fooled me, and here I thought she was such a wonderful person cause she goes dancing and says hi to little kids". Idiot.

Posted at 1:36AM on Aug 28th 2007 by Spurs

27. she is cute!! i waiting her new album!!

Posted at 3:24AM on Aug 28th 2007 by kazuhiro , age 40 , japan

28. #24 anne, give parris a break ?how many breaks does Gump's sister need what a joke

Posted at 11:41AM on Aug 28th 2007 by psycho

29. Top Ten Other Things That Paris Hilton Would Have Trouble Doing
10. Being broke
9. Delivering a lecture
8. Lighting fireworks in heels
7. Joining an all-male fraternity
6. Beatboxing
5. Getting through a Larry King Interview
4. Swallowing
3. Making the Dean's List
2. Going out in public without putting on makeup or doing their hair
1. Being brunette

Posted at 8:36AM on Aug 29th 2007 by Disappointed

30. Why do people even care about Paris? She has never done anything useful and has no talent whatsoever. She can't act, sing, or dance. I can't wait until ten more years when she is just a sad old cougar who parties for a living.

Posted at 12:20AM on Aug 30th 2007 by gaby