Simpson Sucks, Her Rack Doesn't

31. hora-

are you kidding? she has OUT-SKANKED THEM ALL!!

ARE YOU FORGETTING SHE WAS A "MARRIED" CHRISTIAN DAUGHTER OF A PREACHER WHILE she was porking the Jackass dude in HER PARENTS HOUSE???

Posted at 12:26PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Princess The RULER

32. This movie has been done already, ever seen "PRIVATE BENJAMIN" with Goldie Hawn?

Posted at 12:29PM on Aug 27th 2007 by chillindillon

33. She looks Butch. Wonder if she has to wax her mustache.

Posted at 5:10PM on Aug 28th 2007 by kittykay

34. Looks like the poor daddy's girl is starving herself again to be in the spotlight...

you know what happens when you starve yourself? the first thing to go is the chest!

which would explain the nonexistent pre-adolescent excuse for a chest, and the sunken in face.

tsk, tsk, tsk....

Posted at 1:10PM on Aug 27th 2007 by stef

35. I do not care what anyone says, I still say she has had small implants put in. No one that huge is that pewrky without some help. Either that or a great big lift. Sorry, just not a fan of hers. Never have been. She cannot act or sing. All she has are her boobs and blonde hair. Here's a hint, Jessica. Looks fade (and boobs fall) after a while. She will never come out and say if she had anything done, though. Look at Ashlee. Oh, one day, boom, just a different girl. That whole family, mostly dad, is sick!

Posted at 1:13PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Roberta

36. her boobs actually look smaller than I remember them. that is sad. She does indeed have a fantastic rack.

Posted at 12:22PM on Sep 29th 2007 by pointandlaugh

37. Leave Jess Alone Shes Beautifull :@
She Has Not Had Surgery And Is Not A Skank So Just Shut Up !

Posted at 11:25AM on Aug 28th 2007 by Natalie

38. BRITNEY.. PLEASE PLEASE DO WHAT UR SISTER ASHLEY DID.. GET A NOSE JOB!!!! YOU LOOK SO TERRIBLE... NO MAKEUP... YOU LOOK RUN DOWN... AND TO BE HONEST WITH YOU I NEVER WATCH A MOVIE OF YOURS, BECAUSE ** U SURE CANNOT ACT ** .. YOUR DAD SHUD KNOW THAT BUT AS USUAL TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOUR CAREER TO MAKE MONEY AND GETTING PAID..... U ARE BETTER OFF AS A SINGER AND NOT AN ACTRESS... U ARE SO IMMATURE.... AND LET ME TELL U THAT IS THE REASON WHY NICK COULD NOT TAKE U ANYMORE... YOU WHINE ABOUT EVERYTHING.. GROW UP LADY!!!!. WHINER WHINER.....HAVE U LEARNED YET HOW TO DO LAUNDRY?? AND WHAT ABOUT COOKING???? GOD,, YOU TOOK SO MUCH ADVANTAGE OF YOUR FRIEND CICI.. I FELT SO SORRY FOR HER..... FROM WHAT I HAD HEARD, WHEN NICK LEFT YOU... YOU ASK CICI THAT U WOULD PAY HER TO BE YOUR FRIEND.... WHILE U WENT OUT SHOPPING AND RESTAURANTS.... LOW/// LOW/// LOW/.// MOVE!!!!!!!!! THERE AGAIN THAT SHOWS YOUR IMMATURITY..... U LOOK TERRIBLE ... YOUR LITTLE SIS LOOKS 100% BETTER THAN U.. WHAT A SHAME.,.. NOW, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR DATE WHEN HE WAS TRAVELLING FOR HIS CAREER.. ITALY... WELL, HE DROPPED U ... AGAIN POSSIBLY THE WHINNING HE COULD NOT TAKE... AND YOUR BOOBS NEEDS TO BE COVERED AS WELL... JESSICA.... ALOT OF MEN DO LIKE BOOBS, BUT WHEN U GO OUT, YOU SHOW THEM OFF TOO MUCH AND MEN CAN GET DISGUSTED.... MAN, GROW UP... YOU SEE WHO NICK CHOSE??? vANESSA... YOU KNOW WHY??? i WILL TELL YOU.. SHE IS ***mature***.... and does not **whine **.. knows how to do laundry and as well knowshow to cook.. we ARE ALL WAITING FOR NICK TO GET ENGAGED TO HER AND MARRY HER.. THEY LOOK DARN GOOD TOGETHER...... GROW UP KIDDO....AND PROBABLY UR LIFE WILL GET BETTER WITH UR NEXT DATE...........

Posted at 3:01PM on Aug 27th 2007 by shirl smith

39. WHO IS THAT FUGLY DUDE?

Posted at 3:04PM on Aug 27th 2007 by val

40. Apparently her boobs can disappear.. she is turning quiet the F list if i might not add.. Ashlee looks HOT compared to her retarded ass... she got divorced when Nick found out she cheated... :)

Posted at 11:43PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Joe Simpson

41. Whoops, times up, Miss Jessican. Time to go back into obscurity. Buh byeee.

Posted at 6:26PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Go away

42. "Jess just returned to L.A. from the other LA -- Louisiana -- where she's shooting "Major Movie Star," about a ditzy actress turned soldier."

"This movie has been done already, ever seen "PRIVATE BENJAMIN" with Goldie Hawn?"

Yes, but Goldie portrayed a socialite, not a movie star. Therein lies the difference!

I suppose Jessica can play "ditzy" in a Gracie Allen way, but she's no Teri Garr, much less a Carole Lombard.

Posted at 8:32PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Vincent

43. Lol she's definitely looks like she's sucking her gut in.......look at her face its like she's holding her breath....Jess that is not an attractive expression, smirks are cute on some ppl but u just learnt they are NOT CUTE on you:)

Posted at 3:30PM on Aug 30th 2007 by prettybitch

44. She just looks stupid. NO ONE has breasts like that naturally. Wow. Her face looks weird too. Come on . . . when did we start wanting our "sex symbols" to look like plastic sculptures? ICK.

Posted at 12:52AM on Aug 28th 2007 by Fran the BlueAqua Nutbag

45. Why is she sticking her finger between her legs?

Posted at 12:52AM on Aug 28th 2007 by Fran the BlueAqua Nutbag