Simpson Sucks, Her Rack Doesn't

Cameras caught the bustacular blonde sucking in her gut outside of Sur in West Hollywood this weekend. She looks like she's back in red bikini shape, but is Jessica Simpson's rockin' bod an illusion? Does it matter?

Jess just returned to L.A. from the other LA -- Louisiana -- where she's shooting "Major Movie Star," about a ditzy actress turned soldier. Who smells Oscar? Or Razzie?

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46. She is only ever in the public eye for 2 things (1) her weight (2) who she's dating....I guess she better gain back some weight or find another man quick because her 10 seconds in the spotlight for this recent weight loss is fading...maybe her dad can comment about her boobs or something....

Posted at 12:02PM on Aug 28th 2007 by enigmaj

47. she needs to shave her arm pitts.......looks kinda hairy

Posted at 3:18PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Jase

48. JESSICA IS SO GORGEOUS WITH A BODY TO DIE FOR! HER ABS ARE HARD AS A ROCK & SHE'S SO NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL! I LOVE JESSICA! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER MOVIE/ BET IT WILL BE FANTASTIC///////////////////////////////////!

Posted at 8:58PM on Aug 28th 2007 by diane

49. JESSICA IS SO GORGEOUS WITH A BODY TO DIE FOR! HER ABS ARE HARD AS A ROCK & SHE'S SO NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL! I LOVE JESSICA! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER MOVIE/ BET IT WILL BE FANTASTIC///////////////////////////////////!

Posted at 8:58PM on Aug 28th 2007 by diane

50. JESSICA IS SO GORGEOUS WITH A BODY TO DIE FOR! HER ABS ARE HARD AS A ROCK & SHE'S SO NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL! I LOVE JESSICA! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER MOVIE/ BET IT WILL BE FANTASTIC///////////////////////////////////!

Posted at 8:58PM on Aug 28th 2007 by diane

51. JESSICA IS SO GORGEOUS WITH A BODY TO DIE FOR! HER ABS ARE HARD AS A ROCK & SHE'S SO NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL! I LOVE JESSICA! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER MOVIE/ BET IT WILL BE FANTASTIC///////////////////////////////////!

Posted at 8:58PM on Aug 28th 2007 by diane

52. JESSICA IS SO GORGEOUS WITH A BODY TO DIE FOR! HER ABS ARE HARD AS A ROCK & SHE'S SO NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL! I LOVE JESSICA! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER MOVIE/ BET IT WILL BE FANTASTIC///////////////////////////////////!

Posted at 8:58PM on Aug 28th 2007 by diane

53. tmz you are right, she is sucking it in! and all that exercise is giving her a man face with shrinking boobs. aw, now what jess, what will you be w/o your d's??

Posted at 9:34PM on Aug 28th 2007 by jess-no talent fake

54. Do your thing Jessica, people will ALWAYS hate on you, esp. many of the people who've hated on you in these comments. Sucks you can't be her huh?

Posted at 11:26PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Cal

55. Um, excuse me? That's the Muscles from Brussels, Jean-Claude Van Damme.

Posted at 2:56AM on Aug 30th 2007 by Dick Jones

56. Jessica is the greatest most adorable celebrity out their. I love her. Sorry jealous losers!

Posted at 8:11PM on Aug 29th 2007 by EMILY

57. Ok, you have to give this girl some credit. You don't see her drunk, wacked out on drugs, running her car up into a tree, or going out partying all night long & wondering where her kids are. She's grounded. She may have been really stupid in divorcing Nck, but she's smart. I give her at least that. She knows where their coming from even though preacher, daddy Joe Simpson knows what boob size she is. I know she can't sing nor act, so leave her alone.

Posted at 9:06PM on Sep 4th 2007 by HC

58. i would rather be seen haning out with her friend freddie

Posted at 7:25AM on Sep 19th 2007 by dan

59. big boobs are awful looking, real or fake, they harden a girls look, especially if they're balloon looking, makes a girl look fatter, heavier...takes away from her.

Posted at 10:09PM on Sep 28th 2007 by alec

60. What a load of crap....If you're gonna remake Private Benjamin you HAVE TO give it to Kate Hudson. Seriously, Jessica Simpson has a nice rack and all, but c'mon.

Posted at 11:25PM on Oct 12th 2007 by www.bignamesex.com

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