Happy 38th, Boys!

Happy Birthday, Jason. And congratulations on being a new dad!

I'm 44 today, and I would go for beers with jack instead of pink frufru drinks with jason anyday!

Haven't you heard...Jason is HUNG...he's not all that hot--it must be the smoking--but I'd enjoy some time with what he's so nicely endowed!!

Remember Revenge of the Nerds? The Chief Nerd tells the beautiful blonde that Nerds are better in bed - that's all they think about.

Using that logic, I choose Jack. He's funny too, so even if the sex wasn't that good, I'm sure he'd make me laugh.

theres no way...t h e y lo o k r e a l l y r e a l l y y o u n g . . .
t h e y c a n t b e ...

I just saw jack Black in The Holiday. He was awsome!! I thought he was a little troll till I saw the movie! He is hot!
Anyone who can do a love scene with kate Winslet has to be hot!

"neither" or "none of the above" as an option please