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Single White Ex Child Star

Seeks Drunk Girl

8/28/2007 1:16 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0828_bonaduce_tmz-1America's favorite redheaded train wreck -- no, not Carrot Top, but Danny Bonaduce -- is looking for a new assistant to keep him in line! Apparently, his last girl Friday, a 25-year-old teacher who Danny happened to be dating, had a "family emergency" and had to leave her, ahem, prominent position with the former Partridge.

Danny is looking for a female helper. "She does not have to be attractive, beautiful or sexually stimulating in any way. She does, however, have to be capable of playing a drunken woman." Danny's new sidekick will be part of his stage act -- walking on stage and giving him a hard time. And get this -- Gretchen, Danny's ex wife, is willing to teach the new girl how to play the role!

So if you're a female, ugly or pretty, young or old, and have experience as a drunk -- your dream job is waiting!

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Liserx    

this guy scares me....

2615 days ago
2.

Steve    

Why (sic)? That's a perfectly good English sentence. "Any way" is correct; "anyway" would be incorrect.

2615 days ago
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LansingAnn    

I'd rather work work for Posh and Beck or better yet a waste water site. So guess I'll pass on the job. He's so icky!

2615 days ago
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nofanhere    

Ewww, He is so gross looking! GAG!

2615 days ago
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Jack Schitt    

Hes such a loser. He will never be "CLEAN n SOBER" he lies about his soberity>>>> wait and see. Hes a "CLOSET DRUNK"

2615 days ago
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Sister Golden Hair    

This guy is a complete pig with no talent. Get over yourself, your 15 mintues of fame ran out about 30 years ago.

2615 days ago
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memyselfandi    

Yeesh this guy needs some serious therapy. Talk about a has been, this is not the best way to make a comeback.

2615 days ago
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Charlotte    

Danny is and always has been gross. If he is on TV I change the channel. He is a has been and needs to go away, the only thing he is famous for now is being a drugged/druken loser that acts like a 5 year old girl.

2615 days ago
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Victoria    

I adore Danny! He is so honest and open and knows exactly his place in the Hollywood Universe! He even admitted going out to meet fans when he feels his ego needs it! He never turns down an autograph! I listen to him every day on Adam's radio show. He is so truthful it is amazing.

One question-Danny said he stopped counting his sex partners in Rehab at over 500. Why doesn't Adam have a weekly feature called: "I had sex with Danny." It could go on for years! I want details...

2615 days ago
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kate    

There is not enough alcohol in the world to get me drunk enough to willingly walk across the same stage at the same time as this scary, scary little man........

2615 days ago
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kdawg    

How about Amy Winehouse !!!!!!!

2615 days ago
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Skins    

What a talentless lowlife

2615 days ago
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simon birch    

Hes the one gonna cut his wrists...and make it stick!!

2615 days ago
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Here comes the judge    

Gretchen you were wise to dump Danny. He's a nut job. He should be locked up in a state hospital.

2615 days ago
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Charlotte    

#9

And let me guess.... He goes out to see his fans and his ego gets a check because the only fan standing there is you right?

2615 days ago
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