Single White Ex Child Star Seeks Drunk Girl

Posted Aug 28th 2007 12:16PM by TMZ Staff

America's favorite redheaded train wreck -- no, not Carrot Top, but Danny Bonaduce -- is looking for a new assistant to keep him in line! Apparently, his last girl Friday, a 25-year-old teacher who Danny happened to be dating, had a "family emergency" and had to leave her, ahem, prominent position with the former Partridge.

Danny is looking for a female helper. "She does not have to be attractive, beautiful or sexually stimulating in any way. She does, however, have to be capable of playing a drunken woman." Danny's new sidekick will be part of his stage act -- walking on stage and giving him a hard time. And get this -- Gretchen, Danny's ex wife, is willing to teach the new girl how to play the role!

So if you're a female, ugly or pretty, young or old, and have experience as a drunk -- your dream job is waiting!

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16. he looks much taller and whiter than i remember. wasn't he the kid from TV that always said "what 'chu talkin 'bout Willis"......................?

Posted at 1:55PM on Aug 28th 2007 by swizz

17. #15...no she would not be standing there as Danny's only fan, I would be right there next to her, along with many others.
Also, to whover commented about Danny's 15 minutes being up 30 years ago...well, you posted, didn't you?
Duh.

Posted at 1:59PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Krystilin

18. He is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo gross. Wouldn't touch him if he was the last man - I mean breathing thing - on earth.

Posted at 1:59PM on Aug 28th 2007 by penny

19. I am so sick and tired of seeing this lowlife's skinny little chicken legs poking out of a leopard-print thong! Please make this freak wear some clothes in public. or better yet, make him just go away!!!

Posted at 2:08PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Marshall Stacks

20. NOW IM SICK......DEATHLY ILL..........FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE REMOVE THAT PIC..........

Posted at 2:09PM on Aug 28th 2007 by OHPLEASE

21. Whenever TV shows need a commentator about celebrities acting like losers they call Danny because the only thing he is known for is being a loser. Anyone that finds this skank attractive has to be a skank themselves. Orange hair, orange freckles and green teeth. Gag!

Posted at 2:14PM on Aug 28th 2007 by ....................

22. The thought of thoes red pubes wiggling toward me is enough to turn me gay!

Posted at 2:18PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Please move to England

23. better call brit brit

Posted at 2:23PM on Aug 28th 2007 by dd

24. you're right he is ugly, but listen to his show with Adam and Teresan the mornings It's very entertaining and what he talks about are real life experiences. He's not fake and he's honest about his past/present addictions and relapses. There's alot of people out there in denial and hypocritical of others

Posted at 2:25PM on Aug 28th 2007 by maria32

25. There a woman who'd play that Drunken part - Call Lydsey Lohan.

Posted at 2:28PM on Aug 28th 2007 by GUNSMOKE

26. HE IS FAMOUS FOR BEING A LOSER WHERE HAVE WE HEARD THAT BEFORE????

Posted at 2:29PM on Aug 28th 2007 by OHPLEASE

27. OMG. Gretchen is probably MORE than willing ot train anyone as long as it means Danny is someone else's problem, and not hers! I'm so impressed by her stamina. And I'm so glad she finally broke free! Gretchen, you put up with so much and gave 1000% to that rat, who never bothered to care about anyone but himself. We worried about you.

Posted at 2:34PM on Aug 28th 2007 by T in the OC

28. Call LILO, tell her we have a gig for her...ITS RIGHT UP HER ALLEY

Posted at 2:36PM on Aug 28th 2007 by OHPLEASE

29. 27

I don't know. Where?

Posted at 2:41PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Sam I am

30. I love Danny, and with over 500 partners and a wife that stayed with him for many years, apparently I'm not the only one...

Posted at 2:43PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Krystilin

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