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Single White Ex Child Star

Seeks Drunk Girl

8/28/2007 1:16 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0828_bonaduce_tmz-1America's favorite redheaded train wreck -- no, not Carrot Top, but Danny Bonaduce -- is looking for a new assistant to keep him in line! Apparently, his last girl Friday, a 25-year-old teacher who Danny happened to be dating, had a "family emergency" and had to leave her, ahem, prominent position with the former Partridge.

Danny is looking for a female helper. "She does not have to be attractive, beautiful or sexually stimulating in any way. She does, however, have to be capable of playing a drunken woman." Danny's new sidekick will be part of his stage act -- walking on stage and giving him a hard time. And get this -- Gretchen, Danny's ex wife, is willing to teach the new girl how to play the role!

So if you're a female, ugly or pretty, young or old, and have experience as a drunk -- your dream job is waiting!

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ME    

He is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo gross. Wouldn't touch him if he was the last man - I mean breathing thing - on earth.

2610 days ago
17.

patty    

If you cannot detect that this guy is nothing but an absolute joke..He is a con artist.. and if you cannot detect that with his big mouth know it all blow hard advice when appearing on TV, then I don't know what to tell you

2610 days ago
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maria32    

you're right he is ugly, but listen to his show with Adam and Teresan the mornings It's very entertaining and what he talks about are real life experiences. He's not fake and he's honest about his past/present addictions and relapses. There's alot of people out there in denial and hypocritical of others

2610 days ago
19.

reality    

he looks much taller and whiter than i remember. wasn't he the kid from TV that always said "what 'chu talkin 'bout Willis"......................?

2610 days ago
20.

Krystilin    

#15...no she would not be standing there as Danny's only fan, I would be right there next to her, along with many others.
Also, to whover commented about Danny's 15 minutes being up 30 years ago...well, you posted, didn't you?
Duh.

2610 days ago
21.

MIck    

I am so sick and tired of seeing this lowlife's skinny little chicken legs poking out of a leopard-print thong! Please make this freak wear some clothes in public. or better yet, make him just go away!!!

2610 days ago
22.

Justme    

NOW IM SICK......DEATHLY ILL..........FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE REMOVE THAT PIC..........

2610 days ago
23.

Charlotte    

Whenever TV shows need a commentator about celebrities acting like losers they call Danny because the only thing he is known for is being a loser. Anyone that finds this skank attractive has to be a skank themselves. Orange hair, orange freckles and green teeth. Gag!

2610 days ago
24.

JG    

The thought of thoes red pubes wiggling toward me is enough to turn me gay!

2610 days ago
25.

dd    

better call brit brit

2610 days ago
26.

HARDY-HAR-HAR    

OMG. Gretchen is probably MORE than willing ot train anyone as long as it means Danny is someone else's problem, and not hers! I'm so impressed by her stamina. And I'm so glad she finally broke free! Gretchen, you put up with so much and gave 1000% to that rat, who never bothered to care about anyone but himself. We worried about you.

2610 days ago
27.

Lou    

There a woman who'd play that Drunken part - Call Lydsey Lohan.

2610 days ago
28.

Justme    

HE IS FAMOUS FOR BEING A LOSER WHERE HAVE WE HEARD THAT BEFORE????

2610 days ago
29.

Justme    

Call LILO, tell her we have a gig for her...ITS RIGHT UP HER ALLEY

2610 days ago
30.

Charlotte    

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I don't know. Where?

2610 days ago
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