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Single White Ex Child Star

Seeks Drunk Girl

8/28/2007 1:16 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0828_bonaduce_tmz-1America's favorite redheaded train wreck -- no, not Carrot Top, but Danny Bonaduce -- is looking for a new assistant to keep him in line! Apparently, his last girl Friday, a 25-year-old teacher who Danny happened to be dating, had a "family emergency" and had to leave her, ahem, prominent position with the former Partridge.

Danny is looking for a female helper. "She does not have to be attractive, beautiful or sexually stimulating in any way. She does, however, have to be capable of playing a drunken woman." Danny's new sidekick will be part of his stage act -- walking on stage and giving him a hard time. And get this -- Gretchen, Danny's ex wife, is willing to teach the new girl how to play the role!

So if you're a female, ugly or pretty, young or old, and have experience as a drunk -- your dream job is waiting!

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61.

Kelley    

so sad so sad....

2526 days ago
62.

dianna    

he is a sick nasty drunk,,,and ugly damn,,,he is just a loser at everything even his own life

2521 days ago
63.

Friend    

CHERYL SHUMAN IS HARASSING JOYCE DANELEN
GOOGLE

2496 days ago
64.

britney    

I would be standing there with her! (with all the other fans too) Danny is a riot on the Adam Carola Show!

2493 days ago
65.

Rhonda    

DANNY BABY IM YOUR GIRL!!!!
IM AVERAGE LOOKING, HAVE NO HOLLYWOOD CONNECTS...
DON'T DRINK DON'T PARTY AT ALL!!
PLEASE PLEASE I WOULD LOVE TO BEAT YOU FOR BEING BAD!!!!!!!!!
COME ON!!! LET ME
I KNOW WHAT TO DO TO YOU I MEAN WITH YOU!!!

2468 days ago
66.

Rhonda    

NO NO NO NO NO
I AM THE GIRL FOR THIS JOB!!!! IM BOSSY AND BITCHY AND DON'T LIKE THE SMELL OF ALCOHOL!!!
I CAN PLAY A DRUNK.
IM SERIOUS!!! YOU GUYS NEED TO GIVE ME THAT JOB!!
DANNY YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED!!!!!
ASK TMZ FOR MY WEB SITE!!!!
GIVE IT TO HIM!!!!
THIS IS MY JOB!!!! RHONDA!!!

2468 days ago
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