Train Wrecks
Britney Fashion Violation -- The Inner Dialog

Gee willikers, it must be true what they say about blondses! Ever since I reblondered my weave I'm just so frazzazzled! First I forgot to put some pants on with this top, then I ran outta gas, then I got me a pucking farking ticket! Well, at least I founded my fave-rit cowgirl boots! Yee haw! I love me these boots! I'm a Rodeo Drive cowgirl!

You know, I'm gonna pop into this here store and buy me some pants. Oh, look, I can see mah tushers in the door glass! Look how cute my tushers are! That's hot! Oh, I can't say that -- that socialist Paris says that. I'm gone have to get me some tradermark sayin' too. Um, like, "I'm fun!" or mebbe, "Ding dang!" Yah! Ding dang! Ding Dang!! And there's the paperozzis, yay! I'm gone be on TMZ again today. I do loves me that TMZ, y'all!

Love me this green pockerbook -- it's so gigoontic. Oh, heckers, ding dang! I still got Jayden's pooty diaper in thar! Shoot! PeeeeAeeeeeee U! Oh, hell, Sean's diaper's in thar too! I'll just buy me some perfume in here! I better text nanny and see what the boo boos are havin' fer vittles. Might have to git some drive thru on the way home! Ding dang! Yup, I lurrrrv it!



Tags: britney spears, BritneySpears, jayden, nanny, pockerbook, sean

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61. What can you say...after you say...this is freaking sad!

Ok.....so no one close to you will say this. And...apparently you aren't looking in that new invention - the MIRROR before you go out...

Brittany! Your butt is hanging out! Yes, it really is! Now grow up and go back up to your room and put something decent on.... Jesus..

And here's another piece of advice that no one seems to have the nerve to tell you. Take out that disgusting weave and wear your hair natural. I'm sure it is long enough now to be a cute short hairstyle. You have a pretty face and it will look much better on you than that awful thing you are wearing now.

I don't think she'll listen though...

Posted at 11:39AM on Aug 29th 2007 by Jaded

62. Have you ever seen Pamela Anderson when she is out with her kids? She dresses a hundred times more revealing. She drags her kids into muliple relaionships on a regular basis, Kid Rock anyone? She puts out sex videos that she says her kids have already asked her about, and you are bashing Britney? Get real What about Courtney Love who was a heroin addict, sleaze and everything else to boot,she even had her kids removed from her custody. No one bashed her every day about what a terrible mother she was. Kate Moss was a known dlrug addict who dild drugs right in front of her child and was never investigated by Social Services once. She and Pete did drugs, drank, you name it and her mothering skills were never put into question. Just her choice for a boyfriend. Would any decent mother want Pete even near their child? If you bash Britney , at least be fair enough to admit she is one of the many terrible celebrity parents.

Posted at 11:41AM on Aug 29th 2007 by in the know

63. #27 I am appauled at your comment. I am from Ky. and let me tell you we have very classy people in Ky.(there are some in every state) To say she belongs in Ky in a trailer park is a slap in the face of some hard working people who have to live in trailer parks. Not everyone that lives in one is a scank like you are suggesting.. I live in a nice 300,000 home with a pool.#27 what do you live in???Shame on you for lumping Britiny in the same group with some hard working class people.....

Posted at 11:42AM on Aug 29th 2007 by Vaugh

64. TMZ - STOP BEING SO MEAN TO HER AND PICKING ON HER EVERY SINGLE DAY

Posted at 11:44AM on Aug 29th 2007 by Nancy

65. Oh fercryinoutloud, ya dumb broad, look in a mirror before you leave the house, and you might notice that something's missing!

Posted at 11:46AM on Aug 29th 2007 by But then again...it's Britney...so probably not

66. I'm laughing so had right now for one reason ... her pocket book has more material than her clothes ... some one needs to help this girl ... pronto

Posted at 1:06PM on Aug 29th 2007 by tis your momma

67. That had to be the STUPIDEST write up I've ever seen..couldn't even read it. You may not like her, but you know she doesn't talk like that.

Posted at 11:47AM on Aug 29th 2007 by meeeetttooooo

68. You guys are just getting ridiculous

Posted at 11:46AM on Aug 29th 2007 by No Muslims for Prez! B Informed.

69. This is what is going to be so great - just please mark my words - Britney will redeem herself and will come back, no doubt.. she is playing this 'game' right - she is not saying anything, and will just drop her music and let it bring her back on it's own... . as soon as her single gets played, people will NOT be putting this girl down - they are going to step back, and then TMZ is going to be spinning their story on her. I can see this coming a mile away, and then they will find another so-called 'trainwreck' to write about... who wants to start taking bets how long it will take for them to start backtracking on her... i say after the VMAs, so i give it 2 months.....

Posted at 11:48AM on Aug 29th 2007 by Shelly

70. TMZ (Trash Morons Zeverywhere) Leave Britney Alone!!! Enough already......It is not your butt she is showing...........

Posted at 11:49AM on Aug 29th 2007 by Susan B

71. Levin...you have sunk to a new low...I use to enjoy this site....Responsible journalism and reporting is one thing...but you are being downright hateful...you are kicking someone when they are down.....Shame on You!

Posted at 1:01PM on Aug 29th 2007 by Louisiana Proud

72. My gosh, these comment are too funny!! Luv it, Ding Dang!!

Posted at 11:50AM on Aug 29th 2007 by sha su

73. she only talks like that when she is being sarcastic to the media, so i find it pretty hysterical that they would actually write an article using that type of 'tone', when really she only talks like that to poke fun at the media LOL duh

Posted at 11:50AM on Aug 29th 2007 by Shelly

74. Lol "ding dang"

Posted at 11:55AM on Aug 29th 2007 by Jennifer

75. Oh she is far from down if she was down she would be hiding her ass

Posted at 11:53AM on Aug 29th 2007 by Jillian

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