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Britney Fashion Violation -- The Inner Dialog

8/29/2007 2:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Gee willikers, it must be true what they say about blondses! Ever since I reblondered my weave I'm just so frazzazzled! First I forgot to put some pants on with this top, then I ran outta gas, then I got me a pucking farking ticket! Well, at least I founded my fave-rit cowgirl boots! Yee haw! I love me these boots! I'm a Rodeo Drive cowgirl!

You know, I'm gonna pop into this here store and buy me some pants. Oh, look, I can see mah tushers in the door glass! Look how cute my tushers are! That's hot! Oh, I can't say that -- that socialist Paris says that. I'm gone have to get me some tradermark sayin' too. Um, like, "I'm fun!" or mebbe, "Ding dang!" Yah! Ding dang! Ding Dang!! And there's the paperozzis, yay! I'm gone be on TMZ again today. I do loves me that TMZ, y'all!

Love me this green pockerbook -- it's so gigoontic. Oh, heckers, ding dang! I still got Jayden's pooty diaper in thar! Shoot! PeeeeAeeeeeee U! Oh, hell, Sean's diaper's in thar too! I'll just buy me some perfume in here! I better text nanny and see what the boo boos are havin' fer vittles. Might have to git some drive thru on the way home! Ding dang! Yup, I lurrrrv it!

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61.

in the know    

Have you ever seen Pamela Anderson when she is out with her kids? She dresses a hundred times more revealing. She drags her kids into muliple relaionships on a regular basis, Kid Rock anyone? She puts out sex videos that she says her kids have already asked her about, and you are bashing Britney? Get real What about Courtney Love who was a heroin addict, sleaze and everything else to boot,she even had her kids removed from her custody. No one bashed her every day about what a terrible mother she was. Kate Moss was a known dlrug addict who dild drugs right in front of her child and was never investigated by Social Services once. She and Pete did drugs, drank, you name it and her mothering skills were never put into question. Just her choice for a boyfriend. Would any decent mother want Pete even near their child? If you bash Britney , at least be fair enough to admit she is one of the many terrible celebrity parents.

2583 days ago
62.

Vaugh    

#27 I am appauled at your comment. I am from Ky. and let me tell you we have very classy people in Ky.(there are some in every state) To say she belongs in Ky in a trailer park is a slap in the face of some hard working people who have to live in trailer parks. Not everyone that lives in one is a scank like you are suggesting.. I live in a nice 300,000 home with a pool.#27 what do you live in???Shame on you for lumping Britiny in the same group with some hard working class people.....

2583 days ago
63.

nancy    

TMZ - STOP BEING SO MEAN TO HER AND PICKING ON HER EVERY SINGLE DAY

2583 days ago
64.

Me    

Oh fercryinoutloud, ya dumb broad, look in a mirror before you leave the house, and you might notice that something's missing!

2583 days ago
65.

Amywashere    

I'm laughing so had right now for one reason ... her pocket book has more material than her clothes ... some one needs to help this girl ... pronto

2583 days ago
66.

Donna    

That had to be the STUPIDEST write up I've ever seen..couldn't even read it. You may not like her, but you know she doesn't talk like that.

2583 days ago
67.

NO MUSLIMS FOR PRESIDENT    

You guys are just getting ridiculous

2583 days ago
68.

mickey    

This is what is going to be so great - just please mark my words - Britney will redeem herself and will come back, no doubt.. she is playing this 'game' right - she is not saying anything, and will just drop her music and let it bring her back on it's own... . as soon as her single gets played, people will NOT be putting this girl down - they are going to step back, and then TMZ is going to be spinning their story on her. I can see this coming a mile away, and then they will find another so-called 'trainwreck' to write about... who wants to start taking bets how long it will take for them to start backtracking on her... i say after the VMAs, so i give it 2 months.....

2583 days ago
69.

Susan B    

TMZ (Trash Morons Zeverywhere) Leave Britney Alone!!! Enough already......It is not your butt she is showing...........

2583 days ago
70.

Standing Proud in Louisiana    

Levin...you have sunk to a new low...I use to enjoy this site....Responsible journalism and reporting is one thing...but you are being downright hateful...you are kicking someone when they are down.....Shame on You!

2583 days ago
71.

sha su    

My gosh, these comment are too funny!! Luv it, Ding Dang!!

2583 days ago
72.

mickey    

she only talks like that when she is being sarcastic to the media, so i find it pretty hysterical that they would actually write an article using that type of 'tone', when really she only talks like that to poke fun at the media LOL duh

2583 days ago
73.

Jennifer    

Lol "ding dang"

2583 days ago
74.

Jillian    

Oh she is far from down if she was down she would be hiding her ass

2583 days ago
75.

Reality    

Maybe it's time for Britney to move to Europe. Just a suggestion. I think we've had enough of her on this continent.

2583 days ago
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