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Britney Fashion Violation -- The Inner Dialog

Posted Aug 29th 2007 1:05PM by Celly

Gee willikers, it must be true what they say about blondses! Ever since I reblondered my weave I'm just so frazzazzled! First I forgot to put some pants on with this top, then I ran outta gas, then I got me a pucking farking ticket! Well, at least I founded my fave-rit cowgirl boots! Yee haw! I love me these boots! I'm a Rodeo Drive cowgirl!

You know, I'm gonna pop into this here store and buy me some pants. Oh, look, I can see mah tushers in the door glass! Look how cute my tushers are! That's hot! Oh, I can't say that -- that socialist Paris says that. I'm gone have to get me some tradermark sayin' too. Um, like, "I'm fun!" or mebbe, "Ding dang!" Yah! Ding dang! Ding Dang!! And there's the paperozzis, yay! I'm gone be on TMZ again today. I do loves me that TMZ, y'all!

Love me this green pockerbook -- it's so gigoontic. Oh, heckers, ding dang! I still got Jayden's pooty diaper in thar! Shoot! PeeeeAeeeeeee U! Oh, hell, Sean's diaper's in thar too! I'll just buy me some perfume in here! I better text nanny and see what the boo boos are havin' fer vittles. Might have to git some drive thru on the way home! Ding dang! Yup, I lurrrrv it!

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76. Maybe it's time for Britney to move to Europe. Just a suggestion. I think we've had enough of her on this continent.

Posted at 11:55AM on Aug 29th 2007 by Snarky Bitch

77. #52: Put the glasses on, honey. The seam of the shirt isn't yanked up. The top of a purse that's about a foot away has nothing hanging out of it or gathered around it. And if you look under her arm, nothing's pulled up or bunched up. Everything's laying flat.

Nah, it's just Brit-twit caught in another one of her "I need to be locked up" moments.

Posted at 12:12PM on Aug 29th 2007 by They're coming to take her away, haha heehee, hoho

78. Oh, people! For everyone who says crap about this girl - look at the reality of this. Everytime there is a story about Britney on TMZ, there are more comments posted about her than on anyone else! You may all be disgusted with her now, but you're all fasinated by her, and you know it. Stop wasting so much time reading and writing about her if you don't like her. You'll get high blood presure. I for one, am still rooting for her. Now go make yourselves feel better still by bashing me and anyone else who still likes her.

Posted at 12:01PM on Aug 29th 2007 by Ledbetter1212

79. at least she has a nice body!! Damn girl you're fine and that's coming from a sista!!

Posted at 12:07PM on Aug 29th 2007 by Hotazz

80. What's more pathetic: A brainless, classless trainwreck like Britney, or the "news organization" that follows her every move?

Posted at 12:13PM on Aug 29th 2007 by toolbox

81. i like britney, maybe even feel bad for her - BUT- ding dang if i don't hear her little voice in my head saying this as i read it!!!!!!

Posted at 12:13PM on Aug 29th 2007 by hee hee hee

82. how old is this mama that wears 5 years dresses? how ugly and how pathetic, SHE DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING, WITH ALL THE MONEY THEY HAVE THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO DRESS UP AND BE A MODEL, HOW PATHETIC.

Posted at 12:22PM on Aug 29th 2007 by britney oops

83. She should be arrested for indecent exposure.Maybe she doesn't care about her kids seeing her butt sticking out under her shirt,but decent people do care what their kids see.Walking the streets like this is so disrespectful.Who in the **** does this narcisstic skank think she is.Yea,,,,running aound town like this will really show the Judge you are a responsible mother.

Posted at 12:22PM on Aug 29th 2007 by oops,nt aain

84. HOW OLD IS THIS MAMA OF TWO BOYS THAT WEARS 5 YEARS OLD DRESSES?

Posted at 12:24PM on Aug 29th 2007 by britney oops

85. Ding Dang, TMZ. You really overdid yourself on this one. This made my day.

Posted at 1:27PM on Aug 29th 2007 by lawdy

86. do you people really address a person's character and who they are by what they wear? you have got to be kidding - if all of us had 2 kids back to back, regardless if she had surgery or not, she can still get away with it. she is in shape, is young, rich and famous, and that is why, so get over what she is wearing all the time....

Posted at 12:32PM on Aug 29th 2007 by Shelly

87. Hey y'all, like, maybe her pants are in her bag? Did y'all ever think about that. Maybe she didn't want to get them dirty?

SHE KEEPS GOING DOWNHILL!

Posted at 12:40PM on Aug 29th 2007 by Pissed off!!

88. She is in the middle of a review of child custody. Why, why, why, would she venture out in only a shirt? I had my fingers crossed that she would at least have shorts on underneath that but no.

For someone who acts like she doesn't like being the target of photogs, she constantly does stupid and outrageous stuff to make sure they take her picture.

She is a publicity hound, plain and simple. And she will do whatever it takes to make sure she stays in the public's eyes.

Posted at 1:42PM on Aug 29th 2007 by nica

89. She's almost as fat as Rosie. Her cameltoe has mudflap poosy.

Posted at 12:48PM on Aug 29th 2007 by Jack Hoff

90. What in the world is she thinking? Britney, you aren't a teenager anymore. You are a adult mom, that seriously needs to cover up. As your boys grow up, they are going to be embarassed by pictures like this one. Will you dress more appropriately then? There is a obligation to act a certain way when you have children for their sake anyhow. I'm from the south and have never just let my backside hang out. I promise, its not nearly attractive as you think it is. Actually its getting a little gross. I hope you get your life together for your childrens sake because I believe your little ones need you.....

Posted at 12:54PM on Aug 29th 2007 by tammie

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