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Britney Fashion Violation -- The Inner Dialog

Gee willikers, it must be true what they say about blondses! Ever since I reblondered my weave I'm just so frazzazzled! First I forgot to put some pants on with this top, then I ran outta gas, then I got me a pucking farking ticket! Well, at least I founded my fave-rit cowgirl boots! Yee haw! I love me these boots! I'm a Rodeo Drive cowgirl!

You know, I'm gonna pop into this here store and buy me some pants. Oh, look, I can see mah tushers in the door glass! Look how cute my tushers are! That's hot! Oh, I can't say that -- that socialist Paris says that. I'm gone have to get me some tradermark sayin' too. Um, like, "I'm fun!" or mebbe, "Ding dang!" Yah! Ding dang! Ding Dang!! And there's the paperozzis, yay! I'm gone be on TMZ again today. I do loves me that TMZ, y'all!

Love me this green pockerbook -- it's so gigoontic. Oh, heckers, ding dang! I still got Jayden's pooty diaper in thar! Shoot! PeeeeAeeeeeee U! Oh, hell, Sean's diaper's in thar too! I'll just buy me some perfume in here! I better text nanny and see what the boo boos are havin' fer vittles. Might have to git some drive thru on the way home! Ding dang! Yup, I lurrrrv it!



Tags: britney spears, BritneySpears, jayden, nanny, pockerbook, sean

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91. Let's see,.....fake eyes, fake hair, fake singing, fake talent, fake magazine "photos", fake mothering skills, fake career, fake "comeback", fake "class", fake fan-base,............................must be a "fake" life.

Posted at 3:28PM on Aug 29th 2007 by REAL

92. Shelly, you really do need to get off the crack.

Posted at 12:56PM on Aug 29th 2007 by You're Demented

93. Britney will not lose her kids because of what she wears - as one person mentioned, a persons clothes are not the determining factor for character. A judge is alot smarter than the posters on TMZ...It is very rare that kids are taken from thier mothers and it is a horrible thing for people to want children taken away from their mother. You people who wish that are sick in the head. There are alot of bad parents out there - much worse than Britney. Those kids would be devastated if they lost their mom. Leave the girl alone. You people sound like you're 12 years old. Maybe YOUR mothers should have taught you morals...hmmm?

Posted at 12:59PM on Aug 29th 2007 by And Justice for All?

94. she is so obviously sick, her mom needs to do something quick before she is picking out her casket.

Posted at 12:59PM on Aug 29th 2007 by tuna marie

95. She's very probably been like this all of her life. She's had the lies of her "image" and managers doing damage control for her but, as an adult with children, the selfish excesses and erratic behavior are becoming more and more evident to everyone. That she has severe mental issues is moot. Anyone who doesn't think so is cleaerly in FANatic denial.

Posted at 1:47PM on Aug 29th 2007 by Truth Sometimes Hurts

96. "that socialist Paris" HAHAHAHAHA!

Posted at 1:04PM on Aug 29th 2007 by Kev

97. oooooow, good one... oh boy, i like, don't even know how to respond.... (moron)

Posted at 1:04PM on Aug 29th 2007 by Shelly

98. this is gross. it's not cute on ANYONE, much less that trash. but keep at it...you're just digging a bigger hole for yourself

Posted at 1:08PM on Aug 29th 2007 by hora

99. Hey, Louisiana Proud", I'm also from Louisiana and think your WAY off-base. The way to help someone that's as obviously delusiional as Spears, is to point out their irrational behaviors, every time, all the time. Instead of "kicking her when she's down", everyone's TRYING to pull her out of the gutter. Your prescription of abject denial is ridiculous, - look what it got Anna Nicole.

Posted at 3:47PM on Aug 29th 2007 by Louisiana Logic

100. I'm with you, Shelly. If someone doesn't agree with an opinion, most will not spew insults such as "you're on crack" - except on TMZ, where it seems most are uneducated. Shows the mentality of most posters on here...If you have a minute, read my previous comment. I agreed with you.

Posted at 1:15PM on Aug 29th 2007 by And Justice for All?

101. Good God, what is this chick's problem? Any press is better than no press? Disgusting and sad.

Posted at 1:15PM on Aug 29th 2007 by Paris Sucks

102. Nice.

Posted at 1:49PM on Aug 29th 2007 by Buddy

103. How old is she? Because she acts like a irresponsible teenager, but has an ass of an 95-year-old woman. Clearly she's losing her mind. Who would leave their house looking like that when she damn well knows the stalkarazzis are following her!!! Why do they follow her everywhere?....because they know Brit Brit won't let them down when it comes to doing something stupid.

Posted at 1:21PM on Aug 29th 2007 by jeepwrangler_gal

104. "And Justice For All",.....get real, why would anyone want to read YOUR posts. HaaHaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, how ridiculously self-serving.

Posted at 1:24PM on Aug 29th 2007 by Poop Detector

105. Ok, i'm from the South and that was so DING DANG funny that i can't even be offended :) LMAO, way to go TMZ!

Posted at 5:37PM on Aug 29th 2007 by Amy in KY

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