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MILF Filled with Venom

Posted Aug 30th 2007 5:45PM by TMZ Staff

Although beauty queens can be very catty, it was a cold-hearted snake that almost ended one wannabe Mrs. America's career!

Mrs. Tennessee, Christina Ryan, was leaving an Arizona hotel on Sunday, when a coiled rattlesnake bit the 28-year-old's foot. Fortunately, nurse Mrs. Iowa, was nearby and extracted the snake's fang from Tennessee's flesh. Miss Congeniality!

Ryan said the bite "hurt more than childbirth." Breathe, girl! After being rushed to a local hospital, doctors pumped ten vials of anti-venom medication into Ryan. Mrs. Tennessee has since returned to the competition. Can't wait to see what this pageant hopeful has to say!

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1. she' pretty

Posted at 8:33PM on Aug 30th 2007 by mrs boston

2. i would have sucked the venom from her toes & then pumped her full of medicine...ya baby!

Posted at 8:42PM on Aug 30th 2007 by caveman

3. SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE KATIE HOLMES

Posted at 8:52PM on Aug 30th 2007 by @yahoo.com

4. SHE LOOKS LIKE KATIE HOLMES CRUISE

Posted at 8:54PM on Aug 30th 2007 by @yahoo.com

5. A Mrs. Illinois was my neighbor. She was a nutcase. Ended up her house was taken over by the bank, and she was so mad that she and her husband spread feces all over the walls, and destroyed the beautiful hardwood floors.

I think all these people are nuts. My cousin lived on the same block as Mrs. Montana, and evidently Mrs M was a nutcase as well.

Posted at 9:03PM on Aug 30th 2007 by 9 of 24

6. How stupid do you have to be to walk into a coiled snake? She is dumber than that Miss America chick that had that rambling answer to a question on TV.

Posted at 2:54AM on Aug 31st 2007 by andy

7. Mrs. Iowa was the nurse that came to the rescue. FYI

Posted at 9:37PM on Aug 30th 2007 by anonymous

8. more like RACHAEL LEIGH COOK@@@@@@@@@@@

Posted at 9:41PM on Aug 30th 2007 by anonymous

9. She was not leaving the resort in Tuscum, yes i meant to spell tucson like that. Anyhow she was going to a rehearal that morning at the resort in Tuscum.

Posted at 9:41PM on Aug 30th 2007 by DEVILS4LYFE

10. She does look a little like robomom. I first thought it was an airbrushed picture of Katie.

Posted at 9:49PM on Aug 30th 2007 by Crystal

11. Wow plugyourmovie

Posted at 9:59PM on Aug 30th 2007 by lulu

12. Gorgeous woman. Very classy looking.

Definitely not a Robo Katie clone.

Posted at 10:12PM on Aug 30th 2007 by Sherri

13. Hey, I'm not offended ... like I said, it's about what I expect from a site like TMZ. What offends me is taking a perfectly good and useful term like "MILF," which once had some real meaning to it, and reducing it to a simple literal definition. For the term to have any substance, the mom in question has to be old enough to be one's OWN mother. In the movie that brought the term to the popular culture, the MILF in question was the mother of one of the teenagers in the group, and unless the person who wrote this headline is approximately seven, I just don't think it's appropriate here.

In other words, I'm not a prude, I'm just a frustrated language geek.

Thanks for the hat, though. After perusing some of the other comments around this place I may need something to barf in.

Posted at 10:20PM on Aug 30th 2007 by Nate

14. She's pretty. At first I thought it was Katie Holmes.

Posted at 10:21PM on Aug 30th 2007 by annamae

15. wow, i'd like to bite her w/ my snake!!

Posted at 10:52PM on Aug 30th 2007 by yohon

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