Beauty
MILF Filled with Venom

Christina RyanAlthough beauty queens can be very catty, it was a cold-hearted snake that almost ended one wannabe Mrs. America's career!

Mrs. Tennessee, Christina Ryan, was leaving an Arizona hotel on Sunday, when a coiled rattlesnake bit the 28-year-old's foot. Fortunately, nurse Mrs. Iowa, was nearby and extracted the snake's fang from Tennessee's flesh. Miss Congeniality!

Ryan said the bite "hurt more than childbirth." Breathe, girl! After being rushed to a local hospital, doctors pumped ten vials of anti-venom medication into Ryan. Mrs. Tennessee has since returned to the competition. Can't wait to see what this pageant hopeful has to say!



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16. What does MILF mean?

Posted at 11:25PM on Aug 30th 2007 by bob

17. A MILF, is a "Mother I'd like to F*&K", who says Mrs. Tennessee is a mom?? Just because she is married, doesn't make her a MILF. I hate when sites like this try to be cool, and get it alll wrong.

Posted at 11:39PM on Aug 30th 2007 by me

18. Like Katie Holmes?

No. Katie has a square face and a snub nose--Katie is "cute" until her thirties hit her, at which point she will be common. She is common enough as it is.

This girl is pretty and her looks will endure past her youth.

Posted at 12:02AM on Aug 31st 2007 by doubtful

19. Why don't you just write out what MILF means? I can't believe AOL would put this in a headline. Mommy, what does MILF mean?

Posted at 12:02AM on Aug 31st 2007 by Adam

20.
I don't think she looks anything like Kate Holmes.

MILF is really kind juvenile TMZ even for you

Posted at 12:42AM on Aug 31st 2007 by Jen

21.
Re : MILF

lmao @ # 16 Nate's reply

Old school writers at TMZ trying to be cool ? oops missed cool by a mile.

Posted at 12:53AM on Aug 31st 2007 by Jason

22. I thought this looked like Katie Holmes pre-scientology drugged out eyes... and (16) frustrated language geek taking his definition strictly from American Pie? Oh you are a brilliant one, let me guess, you think Miss South Carolina is smart too? MILF = Mom (mother) I'd like to Fxxx, not "Mom. old enough to be my Mom" ilf. Technically, if we're being language geeky, shouldn't it be "milTf?" Never heard of DILF or GILF have you?

Posted at 1:22AM on Aug 31st 2007 by Steph

23. Umm, it's ANTIVENIN, not antivenom. Dorks.

Posted at 6:46AM on Sep 16th 2007 by Killosaur

24. Wow talk about being in the wrong place. That sucks.

Posted at 9:00AM on Aug 31st 2007 by Derek Zoolander

25. Andy, we have prairie and diamondback rattles here and if you are not LOOKING for them you may never know they are there until you step on them....thier camoflauge is great, and they can flatten out to look like the ground when they want. If she just surprised one with her feet near very few people living are fast enough to dodge the defensive bite.

New Mexican Rattlers are the cutest!

Floon the party God says legalize!....uh....and don't get bit by Rattlers or MILF's!

Posted at 8:48AM on Aug 31st 2007 by shannon2

26. Katie Holmes is a hag, this WOMAN is beautiful.

Posted at 9:38AM on Aug 31st 2007 by LMAO @ you mo's

27. Lighten-up Nate. There's nothing wrong with celebrating gorgeous women. I think you take yourself too serious. The fact is that alot of women would like to look that good and alot of husbands would like them to also. Its true that true beauty is in the soul, but a soul wrapped in that skin can't be all bad.

Posted at 10:15AM on Aug 31st 2007 by Kenny48

28. Give the nurse the crown! She definately went over and above. Way to go!

Posted at 2:21PM on Aug 31st 2007 by paisley40

29. The nurse that came to her rescue was Mrs. Iowa, not Idaho. Where did you learn your geography TMZ?

Posted at 11:54AM on Aug 31st 2007 by M

30. I think she looks like Catherine Bell from JAG.

Posted at 1:45PM on Sep 4th 2007 by whoamamamamamamama

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