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MILF Filled with Venom

8/30/2007 6:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Christina RyanAlthough beauty queens can be very catty, it was a cold-hearted snake that almost ended one wannabe Mrs. America's career!

Mrs. Tennessee, Christina Ryan, was leaving an Arizona hotel on Sunday, when a coiled rattlesnake bit the 28-year-old's foot. Fortunately, nurse Mrs. Iowa, was nearby and extracted the snake's fang from Tennessee's flesh. Miss Congeniality!

Ryan said the bite "hurt more than childbirth." Breathe, girl! After being rushed to a local hospital, doctors pumped ten vials of anti-venom medication into Ryan. Mrs. Tennessee has since returned to the competition. Can't wait to see what this pageant hopeful has to say!

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16.

doubtful    

Like Katie Holmes?

No. Katie has a square face and a snub nose--Katie is "cute" until her thirties hit her, at which point she will be common. She is common enough as it is.

This girl is pretty and her looks will endure past her youth.

2428 days ago
17.

Adam    

Why don't you just write out what MILF means? I can't believe AOL would put this in a headline. Mommy, what does MILF mean?

2428 days ago
18.

Terry    


I don't think she looks anything like Kate Holmes.

MILF is really kind juvenile TMZ even for you

2428 days ago
19.

Terry    


Re : MILF

lmao @ # 16 Nate's reply

Old school writers at TMZ trying to be cool ? oops missed cool by a mile.

2428 days ago
20.

Killosaur    

Umm, it's ANTIVENIN, not antivenom. Dorks.

2428 days ago
21.

JG    

Wow talk about being in the wrong place. That sucks.

2427 days ago
22.

shannon2    

Andy, we have prairie and diamondback rattles here and if you are not LOOKING for them you may never know they are there until you step on them....thier camoflauge is great, and they can flatten out to look like the ground when they want. If she just surprised one with her feet near very few people living are fast enough to dodge the defensive bite.

New Mexican Rattlers are the cutest!

Floon the party God says legalize!....uh....and don't get bit by Rattlers or MILF's!

2427 days ago
23.

LMAO @ you a$$hats    

Katie Holmes is a hag, this WOMAN is beautiful.

2427 days ago
24.

Kenny48    

Lighten-up Nate. There's nothing wrong with celebrating gorgeous women. I think you take yourself too serious. The fact is that alot of women would like to look that good and alot of husbands would like them to also. Its true that true beauty is in the soul, but a soul wrapped in that skin can't be all bad.

2427 days ago
25.

paisley40    

Give the nurse the crown! She definately went over and above. Way to go!

2427 days ago
26.

Mvisek    

The nurse that came to her rescue was Mrs. Iowa, not Idaho. Where did you learn your geography TMZ?

2427 days ago
27.

whoamamamamamamama    

I think she looks like Catherine Bell from JAG.

2427 days ago
28.

jpr1978    

i thought it was katie holmes at first...i did a double take!

2427 days ago
29.

at least we still get rain    

sorry S C U M D E V I L (who at TMZ is one? they have blocked all my posts that say this)
but we know you are just jealous. your sports teams SUCK!

2427 days ago
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at least we still get rain    

hey S C U M D E V I L, why are you trying to steal our pet name for you? sorry all our teams kick your *ss (except football perhaps, but you still suck anyway and we always keep you out of the big bowl games). everyone knows our real pet name is toostoned :)

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