Beauty
MILF Filled with Venom

Christina RyanAlthough beauty queens can be very catty, it was a cold-hearted snake that almost ended one wannabe Mrs. America's career!

Mrs. Tennessee, Christina Ryan, was leaving an Arizona hotel on Sunday, when a coiled rattlesnake bit the 28-year-old's foot. Fortunately, nurse Mrs. Iowa, was nearby and extracted the snake's fang from Tennessee's flesh. Miss Congeniality!

Ryan said the bite "hurt more than childbirth." Breathe, girl! After being rushed to a local hospital, doctors pumped ten vials of anti-venom medication into Ryan. Mrs. Tennessee has since returned to the competition. Can't wait to see what this pageant hopeful has to say!



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31. i thought it was katie holmes at first...i did a double take!

Posted at 11:47AM on Aug 31st 2007 by jpr1978

32. sorry S C U M D E V I L (who at TMZ is one? they have blocked all my posts that say this)
but we know you are just jealous. your sports teams SUCK!

Posted at 2:01PM on Aug 31st 2007 by at least we still get rain

33. hey S C U M D E V I L, why are you trying to steal our pet name for you? sorry all our teams kick your *ss (except football perhaps, but you still suck anyway and we always keep you out of the big bowl games). everyone knows our real pet name is toostoned :)

Posted at 2:03PM on Aug 31st 2007 by at least we still get rain

34. hey S C U M D E V I L, enjoy your 110 degree day (and night)... we are expected to get still more rain haha.

Posted at 2:05PM on Aug 31st 2007 by at least we still get rain

35. They're are not talking about Phoenix. It's always more than 10 degrees cooler in Tucson. In fact Tucson is "cooler" than anywhere else in AZ. We rock. Yes litterly ROCKS.

We sent the snake on prupose so we could get mentioned on TMZ. Hey it's a dry heat! You can sweat your @zz of east of the Mississippi if you like. We like it hot and dry!!!!!!

U of A Basketball RULES!!!!!! Go Lute!!

Posted at 2:23PM on Aug 31st 2007 by Tucson

36. Why not show a pic of Mrs. Iowa? She was the real heroine in this matter.....

Posted at 3:44PM on Aug 31st 2007 by Margaret Kate

37. I think she was also Miss Illinois about 8 or 9 years ago. I had a few classes with her at jr. college. If she is one and the same-she is a lovely person, inside and out. Best of luck in the Mrs. America pageant.

Posted at 3:45PM on Aug 31st 2007 by Susan

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