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Gummi Bear = Care Bear

Gummi was outside of sushi house Koi last night -- you know bears love fish! -- and the wiggling blowhard was on a bear of a tear.


Gummi says, "People like me because ... I have credits." Anywhere else, this might be considered absurd drivel, but in Hollywood, this is the hyper-realistic observation of one sensible bear! And he's a giving Gummi, he asserts, "I'm the caring bear!"

If there are any nail salons or veterinarians specializing in the cleaning of teeth and claws of the blathering ursine species, please contact TMZ.



Tags: gummi bear, GummiBear, jason davis, JasonDavis

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31. He doesn't care - he only cares about keeping his pot full so he can write Paris's book for her.

The power of your people is officially broken. OT OUT NT IN.

Gummi and Harvey you give bears a bad name... Yeah kill me again. PRIDE is your problem.

Paris Hilton is a DORK/DAG/GEEK/LOOSER who you all adore cause she would sell anything to be popular.

Gummi nice try but you don't "care" about anyone but Paris.

Posted at 10:03PM on Aug 31st 2007 by Buffy

32. Ick!

Posted at 10:54PM on Aug 31st 2007 by SHANE

33. My five year-old keeps her fingernails cleaner than this nasty-ass!

Posted at 10:31PM on Aug 31st 2007 by tdub

34. no wonder he has some flesh eating disease look at those nails what a disgusting individual

Posted at 9:40AM on Sep 1st 2007 by daddychef

35. Well seeing the state of his hands.. no wonder he has a staph infections.. and no wonder Paris banned his infectious hiney from her party.

Posted at 11:13PM on Aug 31st 2007 by Bunnie

36. Who cares about that dirty thumb nail? I want to know how is the Gummi's Boo-boo toe after he ran into that trash can outside of Mr. Chow's on Greasy Bear's birthday.

Give this bear a pic*a*nic basket. Gotta love the Gummi!!!

Posted at 2:06AM on Sep 1st 2007 by she smiled

37. gummi must be harvey's love child or something.

Posted at 12:09AM on Sep 1st 2007 by knumbknuts

38. TMZ, you are here for us people who want the goods on the stars, but please give us the stars and not the bunk " I don't mean to degrade these people " but when you put greasy bear & gummy bear out there I just go to Perez Hilton or X17 because these men are NOT WOTHY OF THESE COMMENTS

Posted at 3:49AM on Sep 1st 2007 by Teri

39. Can anyone say midnight snack with that thumb, YUM!!! YUM!!!!
Party on Gummy Yummy Thummy!!!!!!

Posted at 3:45AM on Sep 1st 2007 by Teri

40. I guess if you “could” describe “it”….

Take Heidi Klum (which is why I think you hate me, I look German yet my Grandmother had the surname “Moses”. She had Big Blue eyes and looked “Syrian” ) give Heidi a real pair of wings/feathers, stop the aging process so she looks 22, inject her with a genius IQ that made her funny not “intellectual” yet gave her a Doctorate and do a mash up with Power House – Get it on (Bang it on), the one with Rob Palmer doing lead vocals and you might “just” “get” me.

As a bass guitarist it’s the ONLY version. It’s probably the only one he hates cause it requires more than “Dear New York, Ok I stuffed up, I’m THE druggie and didn’t want to get busted so sold your salvation so I could profit…..” All hail your “king” of the ants.

Why John Mayer HATES me and why he lied.

Hey Heidi, a fashion off???? Real Vs the best the world can “produce”???

Posted at 6:40AM on Sep 1st 2007 by Buffy

41. Hi all,
Could one of you PLEASE tell me who this man is, and why he is constantly featured here. Actor, singer.................?
Thanks,
Kathleen

Posted at 9:31AM on Sep 1st 2007 by Kate Cortez

42. Oh Gummi, my sweet, sweet gummi,

You ROCK

Posted at 9:55AM on Sep 1st 2007 by WhoLovesYou iLoveYou

43. Go Gummi!

Posted at 12:03PM on Sep 1st 2007 by mmagic

44. I can honestly say I have no idea who this guy is?

Posted at 1:16PM on Sep 1st 2007 by BuffyFan

45. Can someone tell me WHO this guy is and why TMZ has such a hard on for him? NO OTHER celeb gossip area has this guy? What did he do? Is he one of those celebutard fauxality actors? Did he bang some chick on tape? What did he do that makes him "celebrity?" If someone has the ansewr...PLEASE tell me!

Posted at 7:42PM on Sep 1st 2007 by TS

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