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Courtney Love Attempts English

Courtney LoveNo one has ever called Courtney Love a genius, and in a recent blog from the hot mess, you can see why. Love's latest rant begs a slew of questions that need answering. First, what has happened to the American education system? Second, is this English? Third, and probably most important -- what the heck is she trying to say?!

Here's a small excerpt from Court's novel of a blog. "CRAUGS LIST MOMET I NED TWO DESIGNERS- ANYONE FROPM THE STANFORD DESIGN SCHOOL IS WAY WELCOME-= NBUT AT MAJOR L;ABEL;S WE GET GRAPHIC DESGNERS AND IM FDOIBGTHINGD A LITTLE DIFFERENT- ID LIKE A GRAPHIC DEOGNER TO GO TO ABOUT FONTS AND ICONS AN SYMBOLS AND ETC AND IF LIKE A SESIGN SHCOOL PERSON TO STARTTHINKINGABVOUT EVERYTHING FROM HOWE TO CHALLENGE A CD JEWEL BOX MERCH FROM ROCJ SHOWS YER AVRAGE TSHIRT COTTON PANTIRES THING BOULEVARDIER WILL OPEN AN ACCT NAMED [xxxxxxxxxx]@GMAIL.COM TOMORROW OF HE HASNT ALREADY XSEND ANY INFO THERE OKAY?"

Okay!



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16. All I got was Craig's List Moment...designers from Stanford...then I think the Black Tar Heroin kicked in on her....either that or she types with her elbows. I dunno.

Posted at 11:45AM on Sep 4th 2007 by bahahaha

17. oh its graphics designer - computer design - but she wants a graphic designer to think about other things too. I bet the job pays well.

Posted at 11:51AM on Sep 4th 2007 by Stephanie

18. Do people really expect her to be better than this? There is no excuse! Has she heard of spell check? Try proofreading! I guess she's a great example of why one shouldn't do drugs! Her brain is so scrambled! I'm guessing that soon she'll let it slip that she paid someone to murder her husband! Read about it on cobaincase.com!

Posted at 11:55AM on Sep 4th 2007 by Terri

19. I laughed at first when I saw the first few things she'd posted. Now I realize she's just illiterate. Who knew? Having said that does it really surprise you?

Posted at 11:54AM on Sep 4th 2007 by whamo

20. #2 thats just mean. let the dead rest in peace.

Posted at 12:12PM on Sep 4th 2007 by babygirlwade

21. she's probably dislexic, lay off
i have a friend who types exactly like that because she's dislexic
she's not stupid

Posted at 11:20PM on Sep 6th 2007 by megan

22. dyslexia, infants...

Posted at 2:38PM on Sep 4th 2007 by Spike-the-poet

23. wow thats prettty bad, she always types crazy like that though. However, she didn't go to school in America, she was educated in Europe actually and they are supposedly more 'advanced' in comparison to the us. Just an FYI. She is smart, just a s****y typer.

Posted at 2:57PM on Sep 5th 2007 by jayel

24. Typical Train Tracker. Money can't change that, honey.

Posted at 3:24PM on Sep 4th 2007 by WOW

25. I heard she's actually very very smart, I think she's just lazy and don't want to spell check.
But who cares.

Posted at 6:21PM on Sep 4th 2007 by LR

26. Just what I thought #2..........

Posted at 7:47PM on Sep 4th 2007 by meme

27. They got these pretzels that are all you can eagfsdradfff..... five dollars? Get out of here.....

Posted at 10:54PM on Sep 4th 2007 by Alex P

28. Actually it maks me feel bad for her, first they would exploite her like this for press and secound, why do we care.

Posted at 10:14PM on Sep 18th 2007 by Patick

29. We in the dirtsnchucks world had trouble understanding that when our interpreter read it to us. She's a Chuck all the way. Hell I think she a few boxes down from us. DB Dirt.

Posted at 9:46PM on Sep 22nd 2007 by Dexter Bernard Dirt and Karliton Chuck

30. Pathetic

Posted at 11:45AM on Sep 26th 2007 by www.lake-shore.co.uk

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